Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

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Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

One for Team Porthos

And of course not forgetting Athos...

Proper one of Aramis

And of course one of Dog

I didn't see Matthew MacFayden in P&P but I'm sure he was lovely and I will try ti get hold of a copy of the film ideally for free.

I'm earting right now carbless rice (well, it has fiber 4g) and you know what, it's actually fine. There's a company called Eat Water and they have also stir fry noodles, penne and fetuccini. When you open the pouch they all smell a bit seaweedy but I rinse them and fry to death. They don't taste if anything but work well with the dish.

I also bought macadamia milk but it's sweetened so it's a one off. I will order the hemp one from Ocado with next shop fancy cause in h&b it was 50p more expensive, which is 33% more I think.

It won't be a lo g term solution either though cause it's sweetened too. I think there is a soya cream which should be more milky.

Don't know if I already posted this. I'm going to see it on Sunday probably. A bit too pricey for me but it's fun looking

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Ooh that's nice Wicked, lots of Kok. Not sure I could manage without a twatroom, but I guess a twatstuga would do at a pinch

Is further explanation necessary??

I didn't see Matthew MacFayden in P&P but I'm sure he was lovely

He wasn't.

Excellent
I shall put my knuckle dusters away now
I am knackered.
Early night for me wenches

I mean I'm sure he tried and all that, but he's no Colin. He was ok.....but he wasn't Darcy.

Ididnt mind MM in P&P but it had the knightley horror in it which spoilt it somewhat

And why am I so lonely in my choice???

Well you see we have a theory about dog....
We fear he is a feathery stroker

Oh ww
We could be so happy there!

feathery stroker...?

Dog is awesome! What is your opinion on the Cardinal, Wellerrr?

Very nice ww. I particularly the the seating in the shrubbery - the commune will need lots of secluded nooks!

He wasn't Ah ha ha, well said wellerrr. I've not seen him in that, but I too know he wasn't FAF in it as he's not FAF, full stop.

Team Dog then? Excellent. Just so long as I still get a turn whilst I'm waiting for Aramis

Oh he's so number 2 Liv
Aramis is quite far down actually, he's a bit Freddie Mercury for me....

That's number 2 as in second not faeces

We're worried he'd be a bit shit in the sack basically, wellerrr
And liable to break in two if a wench got hold of him

Well your taste is impeccable The two sexiest men in the world!

Well, well, new around their these parts hmm? I'm Flopsy, Flops, Floppers, Floppereerrerszsers etc...and me and Nor share Porthos 'K? . He is ours and is man enough to handle is both at the same time, that's as long as we don't just get distracted with each other....

Anyway, it's taken me fecking ages to RTFT....

This from our lovely cinn is totes right...

It's also about laundry and DCs and jobs and DH/DPs and other TV shows and drinking and oversharing and fighting and clothes and holidays and complaining about housework and culture and feminism and porn and meetups , 29 of them. We haven't had a really good knock-down tavern brawl in ages - back in the day there was one with James Corden on a flaming pig (you had to be there), although I seem to remember locking Liv in the cellar with Vinnie the week she arrived, and the bloody woman turned the place into a sex dungeon!

Oh that's nice ww. I will fetch the dammsugare (sp?) and we'll get it all clean and shiny and move in with you.

Don't mention feathery stroking. I've only just forgiven Mr M for the incident last week when I was a tad pre menstrual.

Fancy I reckon he goes like a train