Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

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Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

Ooh yes to Faramir

I've seen Lady Chatterly, it was really good but he's not my type

WHAT has been occurring in here?

Has there been even a mention of a Musketeer lately?

WellErr have you done that boffing order yet? It's not optional

I think it's on there badders.

On further checking of the historicals the Wiliam of sharpes waterloo is William, Prince of Orange. Not William III of England.

Now, a very serious question. Hornblower or Sharpe? Who would win in a fight? Who'd be better in the sack? SharpeHorn threesome - would that work?

No sparks very sorry.

But, there has been talk of men with swords. And hbfs in general.

Sparks No we haven't had the boffing order yet - I have however mentioned that Teams Athos and Aramis love to recruit new members

No idea Mouse, but I've got an Aramis and Thranduil threesome scenario in my head that totally works

Best HBF

Nerd point for Norah - Edward Kenway of AC Black flag was based in part on Sharpe.

Team A more than happy with new members. Rota full with a waiting list, mind.

Best HBF? GAME OVER

Hellllo beautiful.

Best HBF is the total sexy hottie that is PC...

More evidence

And I rest my case. run out of pic allowance again

madame thank you for noticing . I have created (arf) two characters from my non existent notebook.
They are contemporary, live in a small flat thing in a city and have an Aunt who isn't nice. They have/had a bit of inheritance which the older one used to get the flat and she works and studies. the younger one is at school.
I almost went the teen pregnancy/abortion route (having read a delightful thread earlier some of which really pissed me off) but I don't think I have either the norks or the knowledge to do such a subject justice tbh.
So I'm floundering. and fecking about on t'internet rather than doing it. I even cleaned out the fridge.
I wasn't going to go the fantasy route tbh. although I like your idea, maybe for my next one?

Feeling a bit peckish there sparkes? Aramis told me he'd like to bend you over some sacks of flour and take you from behind. Just sayin' [innocent]

YUMMY.

Ooh...a Newbie, excellent...Fire up the Bur k co

Welcome Well, Mathew McFadyen as Darcy you say...I've got a feeling you and I are going to get on very well, unless of course you have some death wish type pangs for Athos, Tom, Davy, Dolokhov, Napoleon, Cyrano, Sam, Him, Bill, Bentley, Philip, Colin, John, Baggy, Bluey, Paul or Daniel , then I'm afraid you can do one

Sounds like you were in an interesting job, maybe you can be our equestrian skills critic for S3. There was someone a while back...but she didn't like Friesians . I am also slowly extricating myself from bfing, I think an upcoming weekend away might put paid to it - very mixed feelings about that.

Nor is it porn? if not, I can't help you soz

Apes you know we love it when you get sweary, you dutty minx

comtess alas, it's still hanging in there

In other news....
From the ankle down I look like a leper

Welcome wellerrrr.

I only like Colin Firth as Darcy. I do like Matthew McFadden in Ripper Street, like HUGELY!!

Afternoon, just enjoying a post-lunch cup of tea. Of to catch up with the thread, but before I do, I'll just leave this here to distract sparks

Thankyou Fancy, much appreciated. #hungry

Norah, Jeeez, he can butter my muffin any day of the week.

I can't even have a cup of tea cos of the milk! FM500C!

Well that took a bit longer than expected, all the Aramis pics are very distracting (bottom left of that set you linked to letus, Grade A stare, fucking hot) & then I had to rescue a mouse from ScaredyCat. I swear it was the same one I rescued from her earlier today FFS.

norah - are you looking to write anything in particular - comedy, serious, tragedy, action, domestic, mystery? Or anything you'd really like to avoid?

Agreed mrsb - the socks are only the start of the wrongness too - the pants, the lack of body hair, the tattoos are pretty naff, but most of all - SHUT THE FUCKING FRIDGE DOOR . Best to just scroll down & onto the better stuff.

Thanks for the M&S reduction intro, I need to get new stuff ordered for DS.

Hope the haircut goes well wellerrr. And don't forget the boffing order

No tea sparks? I find that thought even scarier than no cheese. Do you like any herbal ones? Earl Grey with lemon?

Ooh look wenches.... PC wearing the galaxy shirt of total horniness - it has such an effect on the fangirls that someone actually wrote a fanfic about him wearing it!

Now this really is a distraction

Hottie on the left of the picture - bloke on the right, not so much!