Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

[Baddz]

Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

Ah.....Aragorn, son of arathorn...you will fit in well here Padowan wellerr

ooooh a new hairdo that's exciting! I had mine cut off into a short style a couple of years back and it was the best thing I've done. It's a short bob type style now as its curly and is probably my favourite style that I've had.

for your washing machine.

I did a load and it's on the line now, and have got a load waiting for that to be dry. So am forced into not doing anymore washing for a bit. Shame.

So. Which musketeer? you know, what with them being the point of the thread and all allegedly

thanks mouse I'll go and waste time by reading that - anything rather than do what I'm supposed to be doing.

That reminds me, I need to rewatch LOTR. in honour of the wonderful Sir Christopher.

oooh no, not Kermit Aragorn, no. Sean Bean Boromir is more like it. oooooooohhhhh yes.

No, not Boromir. Definitely Aragorn. And never, Legolas.

But Sean bean as sharpe.

'Over the hills and far away. Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain. King George commands and we obey…'

You know sharpes waterloo is banned from being shown in NI.

Either Aragorn or Boromir. Eomer for choice. Faramir is the type you'd marry but not sure he's the rampaging sex type. Not that I've given this much thought

WellErr you've got the hang of this place very quickly. What general vague part of the country are you in? Northern, Scottish, Welsh? And yes please state Musketeer of choice. Other cast members are allowed but don't tell Liv if you are a Cardinal fan....

WellErr Don't take any notice of them - Team Cardinal are always happy to have new recruits, but that's because we are a quieter, gentler type of wench than some of the others Team Aramis

I think Dog may be a little young for you - Team Athos and Aramis are always saying how they don't have enough recruits, it's a shame really

at mouse have we finally come up with a HBF we don't agree on?
Book Aragorn yes.
bea I've had er....thoughts wrt Eomer and Faramir as well. I know what you mean about Faramir, although in my head he is very good. All that pent up stuff that gets released when he's with me.

I'm totes a no for Legolas......but....much to my surprise I totes would Thranduil.
Like any which way.

Just stay away from team athos and you'll be fine
Love Aragorn, boromir, faromir, NOT legolas
Also thorin, but mostly killi :(
Norah...I haven't mentioned the huge slab of chocolate I just ate....oops.
Just ordered the dcs new uniforms, underwear, Pe stuff etc for next term.
Fuck me. £180 soon spent!

£180??? You need a lie down and a massage from Athos to recover from that

I know :(
Ds1 needs all new logo stuff - even their polo shirts have to be logoed.
Ds1 is growing so much I can't keep up with him!
Ds2 needs new lunchbox and drinks bottle etc.
Sigh.
Thranduil. YES. I so would.

Thranduil - I so wouldn't! He is all yours, wenches!

yes, I have to do uniform shopping soon. I keep putting it off and putting it off, but it must be done. Shoes end of August as well. Everything here has to be logoed as well. even pe kits.

ignores baddreszze'szs bar of chocolate as well

Did somewench mention Thranduil? I absolutely most definitely would. On his throne.

I'm not here BTW. I'm working and staring at my Aramis picture

I am shocked too Norah . We usually always agree. But I'm not opposed to Sean Bean in general but in LOTR Aragorn.

baddz I do sympathise. I was getting annoyed at the fact I have to order TMs new preschool uniform from a uniform shop and sew labels into it and all that malarkey. I mean it's fucking preschool. But £180?? My God. Get yourself a big drink .

Oh speaking of, I have to go to TMs current preschool graduation.

Yes, you did all read that right. A preschool graduation.

Spookily I just did uniform online shop last night. Markies have 20% off so I bulk buy for the year. Nothing HAS to be logoed here, if you want to buy just plain you can but most wear logoed sweatshirt / cardigan. Polos are just cheapy supermarket ones - I need to get those and gym kit then done apart from shoes. But we break up for summer a week Thursday!

Leogolas no. Thandruil yes. Killi yes. Thorin yes. Bean as Sharpe is a big enthusiastic yes. In fact Sean Bean in pretty much everything but I do especially like it when he buckles his swash.

Mouse why is it banned? No recognition of Irish contribution? Because his sidekick is Irish is he not?

Oh and yes it went really really well Lyndie. Am really pleased and a bit full of myself. to all wenches in need, especially to Sparkle. I'd be the grumpiest wench in the world on just 500 calories.

MrsB it's cos of the portrayal of William of Orange or 'silly Billy' as Sharpe calls him. I have been corrected by Mr M, it's not outright banned but it's just not shown here for reasons of cultural sensitivity.

Though as I've pointed out many times, William of Orange was extremely dead by the battle of Waterloo. Sharpes hardly a stickler for historical accuracy

There was more than one William of Orange I think? Am a bit fuzzy, my history stops at c1600. But yes it won't be THE William of Orange.

I think Sharpe might be on Netflix. I might watch some - for reasons of historical education of course

I think you're right MrsB. There were quite a few princes of Orange. But I think itv are erring on the side of caution with people assuming that it might be that William of Orange so beloved by many over here.

I noted with interest that Sean 'Sharpe' Bean is doing a thing about waterloo on a discovery wotnot. Not sure which one though.

weller please note that the aramis rota is in fact closed due to the fact that it is completely and utterly full, thank you.

norah intrigued by your writing task. Do you have anything more to go on / give us? Is it set in the present day or historical? What background are they, rich, poor? Is it realistic fiction, sci fi, fantasy...?

Or did they give you those characters and tell you to run with it?

If so - they could be genetic variants with superpowers whose parents (also mutants) were killed by shadowy govt forces. And now theyre on the run slowly discovering their kick ass powers. Maybe the older sis knows but the younger one (more powerful) doesnt. Sort of thing?

I bloody love you lot - it's perving interspersed (sp?) with literature and history and laundry

Oh, I adore Sharpe. I have every episode on video. It's a pity we don't have a video player that works any more.

I also like Sean Bean in anything else, particularly Lady Chatterley.

Well my wenchy darlings since I last posted I have;
Done the dishes
Hoovered up and down
Dusted up and down (this involved moving all ds2s Star Wars Lego. Jesus)
Mopped floors
Cleaned loos and bathroom
Bought washing in
Another load on.
So.
That's me done for today [smiile]
Everywhere needs a really good blitz, but it'll have to wait till the summer hols.
I need to go into town tomorrow so I might treat myself to a costa.
Is sharpe on Netflix? Hmm......I loved Sean bean as ned stark. :(