Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

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Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

Morning.

Welcome wellerr!!!!! I think everyones covered it. Except that we were also discussing porking Buffy characters the other day. probably before your time Basically, we will talk about porking anyone. Oh and not everyone talks about laundry, so feel free not to. Please.

And colin firth darcy - we so would, clearly.

drink - the only vision I have of Mr Darcy is that he's either cold or looks red in the face hahahaha I totally see why you get that from the book. But have you not seen the bbc adaption??? Seriously, get yourself a copy or netflix or whatever. You need to see it.

Week of hell begins today so I may not be around much.

Morning wenches

Sorry to disappoint you but Liv posted a pic with my RL name on it and she reported it herself, I didn't really mind

Hahaha! We were all really stumped as to what it could have been, given the general content of this thread.

Morning wenches!

I posted the pic, panicked, reported then saw that Wicked was fine with it

Hello WellErrr! ^^

Welcome to the Tavern! Grab yourself a HBF - Teams Athos and Aramis are always happy to share

Over there is the dungeon - best not to go near that....

When I read that post Wicked, I totally read it as saying "Wicked" and not your RL name! I'm obviously easily suggestible (no idea if that's the right word)

More distraction for Sparkle

Morning wenches. I'm back from wet and windy countrytothewestofhere. It was so bloody cold we had to have the heating on. Except for yesterday afternoon, when the sun came out and it was lovely. Except that there were three guys strimming around the caravans and cutting the grass on a huge loud mower. When one of them appeared within two feet of me lying on the decking I lost the plot and had a go at him. The f-word may have been used. DH was standing behind me apologising profusely to him and telling me to calm down. It wasn't pretty.

We're up to S2 Ep2 of The Hour where I have been introduced to the deliciously suave Bill Kendall. It goes without saying that Mavis is wonderful throughout.

I haven't RTFT and haven't got time now.

Hope everyone has a good day. ILYA.

Norah!!!!! ^^

^^

What was the pic, liv? repost it

Apers Welcome back lovely!!

I am ashamed to admit I haven't watched The Hour all the way through yet - I only really wanted to watch the second series but I know I should watch the lot!

Okay here's what I posted and then got deleted!

Angry sweary Apes, I love it, phwooar

Oooh Liv If he said that to me I would just DIE

He would if you met him!

Morning, welcome back to apricot.

Hope you had a lovely day yesterday issy

WellErrr, as you're such a youngster, how about Team Dog? The queue's a bit shorter so you may get within sniffing distance. So sparks will need distracting today? What a chore.

Forgot to add the advice that if Dog is your favourite, you may want to hose him down thoroughly first, I'm not sure what livia* gets up to with him. And I'm not going to ask.

Something tells me that today's pic may not have it's female readership in mind. I'd avoid this link sparks, there's a fridge involved.

fuckit.
I've got two characters, one of whom is the main one. Two sisters, the older one looks after the other. They are orphans but the older one is 20ish (maybe) and the younger one is a teenager.

so. I know who they are etc etc.

BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO WRITE. And I'm behind so I'm getting desperate... no offence
So I have come here to ask if you could all post a sentence of randomness that I could use as a hook to get me started.

GO!

rolled her eyes at her sister. "You know he is way to old for you. Uncle will be furious if he catches you."

Sparks....I'm low carbing so have just had scrambled eggs and bacon!
Wellerr....you youngster, you! Yes, dog would suit you I think. And it's not a long queue
Really need to crack on today....

You are right Fancy. I'm not feeling it with that picture, despite the fridge. It's the socks. Men in socks are not ever ever sexy.

The ones further down however.....

Morning.

I'll come up with something soon norah just let the tea kick in. Btw, jackdaws been updated. But it's talky talky and no sexy sexy. So no rush.

I too, wondered what liv had posted. I thought hoped it might be something controversial.

wellerrr don't let the seasoned wenches shunt you off to the dog queue. Unless you like dog. Ara-wenches occasionally allow boffing privileges. But team Athos give no quarter, cos they're feral.

Where do you stand on Matthew McFadyen's Mr Darcy?

Who now? I don't acknowledge lesser Darcys.

fancy how nice, no ones called me a youngster for ages!

madam I used to have a real thing for Spike, but looking back now I have no idea why.

Just done 2 loads, one children's clothes and pissy sheets yes all in together and one dh's shearing clothes, which are basically just various rag-like garments soaked in sheep shit and lanolin. The machine literally shudders and cries a bit this time of year.

Got one lot on the line though and it's only just 11.
It's haircut day today and I'm thinking of getting a fringe. A proper one. I've had the same haircut since I was about 15 so it's time.

I had bacon and egg for my breakfast how is it going?

meh. I've given up. hayfever is bad again and I can't focus. And id rather socks on than feet. yuck. although not in that sort of picture. No. bit weird that.

'I'm well fit'