Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

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Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

mouse, crosspost and thank you for adding RA, I've been thinking of a North & South rewatch, can't believe I forgot to add him to my list.

sparks, you're lucky if you haven't heard it yet. My two are getting on really well at the moment, which is lovely, but does mean that every mealtime involves much 'banter' & various crimes against the English language.

Evening wenchi

No, don't piss Sparkle off cos Lego Piñon has kept me amused most of the day.

Mouse yes, turn the sound off at least eh.

LetUs it hadn't gone unnoticed by me that you posted a Paris Tom. Always a good move.

B welcome back.

Elk ouch ref the thumb. Any toenail update? Has old one come off?

Drink I've tried and failed on that in the past with soya/almond etc. I only like Earl Grey or jasmine with lemon, hate red tea. I love a plain old builders brew and can't give it up.

Agree with Badders and Liv ref MW. Haven't had time for Norell tho have read the book.

Best bit of S2 for rewindability clearly Cardinal Cupboard. Embarrassed to say how many times I've been mesmerised by the gif on that one. episodes 5 and 9 my favourites.

I only really like him in North and south drink. When he's all perioded up and straight laced. minus the scary MIL obvs

Oh. It seems we might get an aurora here tonight so MrB (sadly nto) says I should come upstairs as it's starting to get dark.

I wonder if that's a euphemism for Mouse type shenanigans?

Heresy! The man is FAF

comtess yes shenanigans abruptly stop when Dylan Moran launches into 'This reminds me of when I was in Budapesht with Binky. We stole a goose from the casino'.

Oh and hbf-wise assassins. Which seems to be just me and Norah. Occasionally badders and alibabs.

Wellerrr no. There's also discussion about porking poldark

What about Mr Darcy? Bit clean cut I suppose. But I still would.

I bet he's after a look at your borealis B

Ahem. Remember I can't tell you how I know but RA fo sho is in an undisclosed gay relationship in RL...., #itdoesntmatterofcourse

Lego Piñon aside, anyone who posts that Lemon can watch it (one if my favourite bits in the travel tavern one)

Also, yes intruige about Liv's post. WTAF? With what's been posted over the years I just cannot imagine!!

Oh and Well. Damn right, it really is all about that. Hands off Tom Burke you can't have him. He's my precious . Welcome to the Swagger Inn.

Colin as Darcy? That's probably allowed. We like wet billowy shirts around here.

On that note, night all xxx

the man looks like TB's godfather, wassis name? Prof Snape.

wellerr I'm reading Pride and Prejudice now. The only vision I have of Mr Darcy is that he's either cold or looks red in the face .

wellerrr the tav caters to a range of tastes and predilections. All are welcome.

And with that I bid you all adieu.

Right, you've really asked for it now drink

Night comtess & mouse

And all this talk of do-able men explains why I still haven't done my grocery order tonight FFS

Wellerr, it's not only about porking Musketeers. (Porking ? Boffing, if you please. Or my case, making sweet lurve )

It's also about laundry and DCs and jobs and DH/DPs and other TV shows and drinking and oversharing and fighting and clothes and holidays and complaining about housework and culture and feminism and porn and meetups , 29 of them. We haven't had a really good knock-down tavern brawl in ages - back in the day there was one with James Corden on a flaming pig (you had to be there), although I seem to remember locking Liv in the cellar with Vinnie the week she arrived, and the bloody woman turned the place into a sex dungeon !

Welcome wellerr
You pretty much have us summed up Tbh
Do take a look at the garnish...but stay away from athos, Kay?
You don't need to be dealing with team athos
Well, it appears I'm awake. Ffs.

Welcome back MrsB. What is this of which you speak? Bed jackets and housecoats? I was BORN to have these. Yes, I know! Not very wenchy, but I don't care!

Morning all.

Welcome back MrsB. Hope it all was a success?

Liv what did you write? And who reported it?!

Can't believe I missed 4 pages last night for going to bed at normal o'clock!!

Morning all and WellErrr

Pffft - "just threads about porking musketeers" Really. Though shalt RTFT

Also have no idea what Liv had deleted - I do think there was a duplicated post at some point but no idea what. I must go feed livestock and small person and get dressed and do the school/work thing, etc etc...

But DH is working from home again today = having a lie-in, so can't do the cats-bum-face at me for MNing befor eI've even had breakfast, so I'm making the most of that.

Thank you for all the welcomes! Feel I should introduce myself - I'm 28 and have 2 DC, 2 and 10 months.
DH is a workaholic and so I mostly do everything on my own, which is FINE, just fine (in manner of Ross from Friends) and I'm a sahm now but when I did work I rode horses for a living.
I am currently in the process of stopping breastfeeding (tomorrow, always tomorrow) and cannot wait to get back on the wine.

Er........that's it really!

Morning all.

So I'm only partly caught up, so bear with....

drink I'm the same wrt milk. Have you tried bulletproof coffee?
BEA Oooh it's so nice to see you and snuggle up into those luscious.....oh that foot is disscussssssssting. Maybe later eh?

All this foot talk isn't very nice. Feet are not my thing at all. I agree Aramis should have been the one to kill ROQUFORTE, however maybe it was the imorisonmient if Connie etc that made it ok?
Erm....
liv I think you're the only person to have a comment removed. bad wench.
Right, will carry on...

Ok,

Erm.....
Yeah. It's gone.
Oh, but of course.....
Welcome wellerrr
Tbh I think Athos and Aramis are the best teams to go for, they always have so many pictures and stuff. Yes. Definitely go for one of them. Or team Dog.

I see I'm not the only one wondering just how bad liv's deletion post was.
I've got lots of writing to do (not Araporn either) as I'm really behind

Laterszzzszssszzzssa

NOooooooooooooooooooorrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

Looks like the heavens are about to open here. Oh joy

Morning wenches.

Welcome WellErrr. There's also a selection of soft drinks at the bar. Just ask Mother Superior. Where do you stand on Matthew McFadyen's Mr Darcy?

Welcome back MrsB

And yes Comtess I'm aware of the RA relationship rumour. If it's the one I think you mean, it is to be resolutely and steadfastly ignored.

Today I mostly CBAed

Think kindly of me. FIVE HUNDRED CALORIES. I'm on Day 1 of 5:2 today & even DS3 has just looked at the 2 things I'm allowed to eat today & then me, with complete horror. That's right - two items.

OMG.