Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

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Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

Morning all!!

Sorry to hear some wenches had bad nights sleep!!! You'll need some Sympathies as I am an awful sleeper at times, hope all is ok.

Was working this weekend so I read the thread but didn't retain a great deal!!! I'm up to date with The Snug so to all the amazing Tav lit writers. ILYA.

School prizing giving today [proudMummyemoticon] but this week will mainly be packing and holiday prep. Can't wait!!!!

Will catch up with you all later. Have a fab day.

Safe journey to Cin.

St Tropez shower tan looks great after only 2 applications.

Seriously considering getting a lumea but also interesting in the Emla discussions!!!

Morning

elk dedinitely left hand, actually I often alternate hands cause otherwise I feel one side of the tunnel gets rubbed more when I take the MC out and it annoys me.

sparkle when I say 'bikini line I mean, erm, 'bikini line' ? I'm sure you can do the whole off should you wish. Are you sure that's what Santi Aramis is into? I think he'd prefer wilderness to fight through...

Morning all
Have rbnr
Ds1 off to his residential trip today so he is all anxious
Ds2 will therefore be a nightmare at drop off
Sigh
I.will.mostly be doing housework today
Ilya x

Morning wenches.

Hope the sleepless wenches aren't too tired today.

Have good days whatever you're up to.

Morning.

The Snug Honestly, it's like all Team Aramis' Christmases have come at once. I've read them all so many times I'm in danger of going blind

Drink I didn't say that was what I was proposing, I was just curious whether that cream is so good that you could epilate it all off. TBH I have a feeling Aramis would take it either way. #chaisepubegate

Fancy those pics were from the Czech Stunt Company's FB page - they're called Merlet. JP's going to start removing mobiles from employees when they arrive on set soon...

Morning lovely wenches

One more week then I have three weeks vacation, can't fucking wait

And Prosexxo is just brilliant

Morning
Extra strength foe the insomniacs.

Hope drop-offs went ok badders

drink, I sometimes get that too, might have to try the left hand then, could be interesting.

Morning wenches

Really cba with work today, wish I was still in bed with the Cardinal

Have a great day!

Morning all.

Ouch for your thumb elk! Sounds v painful.

Hope insomniac wenches are not too tired today and cinn hope your trip goes well. Shall we open a late night section of the bar with hot milk, horlicks etc on tap?

BAHAHAHAHAHA at those stunt double pix. The athos one looks like ricky gervais.

Day off today, no yoga cos still got remains of migraine and cba. Have loads of shit to do anyway. Hmmm, might just quickly check out buffy on netflix though...

Morning all! Have not read the thread beyond this page, so congrats to lyndie's cd and that badders ds1 has a great time on his trip, for those that need it and for all!

Bloody typical - got day off work as has DrIssy due to age related celebrations. Had planned the usual: nice lunch sans kids and film in the afternoon but it's pissing down here and bugger all on at the cinema. Channels ds2 and stamps foot

However good things: they're talking about Robert Owen and New Lanark on the radio, DH and the kids got me TM on DVD so won't have to rely on own recordings/box of broadcasts in the future, in laws picked out Our Friends in the North and Pur Girl from the wish lists, so could just stay in and DVDs all day

May you all have good days!

Morrrrnnnnninggggg. Extra strength to all sleepless wenches, you all have my sympathies. Hope you make it through the day. ToddlerElks room needs some better blackout curtains as she was WIDEAWAKE at 5am, I shall be having a chat with her later about how we Elks are not morning people.

Arf! at the stunt doubles, they look bloody weird, pseudo-muskies....but I suppose they did the job as, apart from the dodgy dummy on the back of the horses occasionally, I can't say I've noticed.

Thumb seems to be unnecessarily painful today....bloody nociceptive nerve endings, I did manage to remove MC, thank god, I'm impressed with your ambidextrous MC management Drink, left handed MCing would be entirely beyond me though....fortunately it didn't have to go back

Anyway, Ho hey ho...busy day, catch up with youse laterzz

Morning all. DS slept in today so this morning was whirlwind of shovelling food into him, stuffing him into his clothes, sending him off to clean his teeth and then out the door in time for 8amSportsActivity.

Elk - ouch! (Another vote for the left hand here... though sympathies, because I don't think I've ever attempted it with the 'wrong' hand, is you see what I mean.)

Fancy I'm sure I've seen the same neanderthal man exhibit as you... I doubt their insurance would let the main actor do all their stunts, but frankly as least week's GoT proved yet again, you have no idea which body part belongs to which actor once the cgi bods have been at the film. (For those who don't watch, an actress did a naked walk of shame through the streets, but they CGI'd the actress's head onto the naked body of another actress. Obviously, this isn't new - e.g. The Crow, Batman, Gladiator etc..)

Badders good luck with both DS and housework. (I'm going to ignore my housework today, sod it.)

to the insomniacs

Oh - and hitting 'post' when I wrote this (rather than an hour later) would have been a good idea
Ah - morning to Liv, Madame, Issy, Elk

Issy - happy age-related event....

Absolutely pissing it.down.here atm
Now worrying that I haven't packed ds1 enough stuff

^They say that Athos is the best swordsman, but the way that Dog kills Vinnie, Kings captor, and Roachfort, takes some beating.
^

Spot on Chaise. Spot on.

I think I.will.also forget the housework.today Helen
I.am otb and feeling rough

I hAve just eaten 2 Danish pastries

I pulled a sickie today. This reflects how I feel about the job. I exerted my influence over DH who has also taken the day off. He is talking about clearing our room.

Not what I had in mind really.

However it is the Monday after the Sunday.

(Can I have the apple/cinnamon whirl without any sultanas? Ta...)

Anne (sad) re. the job, because you were so looking forward to it before you started.

I'm doing paperwork and trying to work out why the 1GB new project is taking so long to download... FMInternetConnection

F**ck. Completely forgot to look at another new project that came in on Friday - having said I'd have an initial response for them today. Arse.

Anne....sorry the job is so crap
My sister starts her new job today.

Morning

Both boys are stroppy today. TM because his favourite socks are wet. BM because TM is stroppy.

bads hope he gets off ok.

anne enjoy your sicky with dh and that you, er, persuaded him to do something else in the bedroom besides cleaning it

helen for work stress.

issy have a fab birthday celebration with dh.

Im learning this song trying to for guitar lesson in a bit. As usual this is the only practice Ive done this week. For stressed wenches who like a bit of nick drake, its very pretty and soothing.