Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

I bet you can you filthy wench

I'm not really getting those recent photo s. Those blokes are not that hot.

Captain barnacles gmrth...it's the voice and the polar bear strength.
Ow my poor face :(

Nice Bongs Helen.
All these dreams, are impressive. Norah and her singing and LetUs with TM.
Lyndie are you ok? Why did you have to leave the hen after the meal?

LetUs, ds2 had to be an alien for school on Friday. I slapped 4 colours on his face: black, yellow, blue and green. It wasn't, by any stretch of the imagination, what could really be called 'face painting'. as with all things schooly, I think just a minor bit of effort is sufficient. Competitive parent, I am not!

Morning. I've read back and can't remember a thing (sorry)

I'll try again after more tea

Baddz - I know I've said this before (as it's my favourite tv fact) Captain Barnacles is voiced by Geordie Michael from Alan Partridge. Still GYTRH??

The dcs are arguing and I'm doing paperwork. My life couldn't be more far removed from HBFs if I tried.

No way!!
Really!?

Morrrrnnniiing.

FML - have just spent about an hour catching up on everything between here, FB & Twitter. Needless to say, have RNBR. But thank you for all thinking of me last night. Had a faaaabulous time, having a driver & 4 bottles of Prosecco for the hour & a half's journey is the Way Forward. Especially when it cost less than the train

No hangover due to policy of sticking to bubbles. This is also def my mantra from now on in. Seems like all my friends are the same - avoid the wine=avoid the hangover. WIN/WIN.

The TT love returned last night but you can all rest assured Santi is safe. "EVERYTHING CHANGES BUT YOU......."

My way of face painting Chaise

Glad you had a fab time Sparks.

I think it's the parts they play make them more attractive Drink

I'm mending DS school trousers - patching knees, v. tedious. Think I need glasses

You're not looking for it in the Hayloft are you?

Off to IKEA

Very good LetUs. Have fun at hell IKEA
(I'm thinking of taking DS to a soft play pub to bur off some energy...)
Think I'll stick to the trouser-mending for now.

I'm getting pissed off at the Bernie Smyth thread. There was an interesting discussion going on for a bit and now bumblefuck has turned up and started goading again

for mouse I have no idea what thread you're talking about but...

Off out with DS now. Wish me luck (or better yet, some HBFs!)

Thanks helen

Btw where is Norah? The jackdaw has been updated and there be shagging.

3rd row left & bottom row BOTH

Hahahahaha! Smiles

Lots of yummie Athos

Afternoon

Hope the headaches & hangovers are easing.

lovely pics and gifs there sparks, I love that opening sequence from ep 7, so bottom right will always be one of my faves.

There must have been something in the air last night as I can remember my dream too. Sadly there were no HBFs in mine, but I did snog some bloke who worked at the same company as me about 20 years ago. I didn't fancy him then, so why him I have no idea. Still, it was a very good snog & I have to take what I can get nowadays

Back from successful trip to Ikea. Ironing now. Hopefully I won't burn anything but it'll be a close thing as I now have those fighty Aramis gifs in my head.

Read that thread Mouse. I'm searching for a polite word. Blinkered?

What did you buy Letus?

Oh yes do tell, we all like hearing about a good ikea shopping trip.

Blinkered is better than what I managed letus.

Dipshit and ignorant warped twat.

that still sounds quite restrained mouse, especially for MN