Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

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As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

I like your version better Mouse

Bought a desk and lamp for DS1's room, and some bathroom accessories. Ice cream on the way out as my DS2's reward

Fancy I occasionally dream about a former boss from the last place I worked. He was lovely and I did have a bit of a crush on him

Shooting without looking, blowing on his gun I would and obviously bottom right. God I love him fighting.

Mouse I've just read that thread. Fucking ignorant is what I call it. Lovely result on the fundraising though!! I always enjoy things like that. It's a massive up yours in the face of small minded wankerishness. You my lovely are FUCKING ACE, however.

Sparkle so pleased you had a fab time. All power to the bubbles. It's the way forward fo sho.

Mavis Helen it has come to my attention that Athos Sex Face etc is not on the thread. Please get it .

Hey Anne how are you doin' ? I'm slicing aubergines which always makes me think of you...

Now you see I could understand that letus, but this bloke was not ever someone I found sexy. He was a bit older/more senior than me & he was quite confident with women, without being arrogant or anything, but I could never see the attraction. Maybe my subconscious has found the answer - maybe he was a good kisser? I certainly enjoyed the dream kiss . Just why him & not the fucking hot French bloke from a later job? Oh dear god he was sexy, think he'd have had a lot of fans in here, especially amongst us Cantona fans

anne - yes yes YES to fighting Aramis

comtess aaw thanks

Off to put my new plants in, before starting on dinner.

I'll just leave this here as it's so ..... ooffft

just leaving this here for mouse for being ace

I've linked it before, but it's worthy of being linked to again innit. I'll go and read the latest part a bit later I think. Can't go getting the right horn just yet.

Didn't anyone like my songs?
obviously I am elphaba.

Too headachey to post any more than to say mouse I scanned that thread and I hope that vile person hasnt got to you too much. You are ace. That person is a shit. I hadnt got round to donating yet but due to her comments I did so there and then. Like comtesse says, no doubt her intervention has brought in piles more cash for the charity so yay! Hold onto that thought.

Oh norah just what I've always wanted.

Seriously, save the pirate porn. It is glorious.

Fancy I think Specsavers are doing a number of deals right now

Norah! ^^

I saw the words 'Athos sex face' upthread and thought I would share PC's rather yummy sex face again

Mouse...I am not going to waste my breath on the fucktrumpery on that thread
What I will say is - wench power!

We're back from Central London. Drive there - 30 mins, finding a place to park - 30 mins

Went for a small lunch after we picked up my click and collect order. DD wasn't impressed with tapas, I thought ot was all very yummy, so there. DD slept in the car on the way back so now won't be tored for the bedtime. FMBT.

There's nithing creepier than a small voice coming out of your child's bedroom when you thought they hd been asleep for an hour Or the voiceless, slow opening of their bedroom door for just an inch so they can see if they can come out. Then closing it, then opening again. It's like a scene from insertacreepymovietitle.

Drink I can well believe that - I have seen so many horror movies where the kid is being creepy that I would shit myself

madame thanks . It has brought in quite a bit. People have listed her as a reason for donating on the just giving page.

It takes a braver and more clever person to argue with a wench - I have donated too - it's a cause I believe in and that thread actually made me cry.

Can't fidn the original Comtess, will this do for now?

'Never argue with a wench' - should get that turned into a t shirt. Along with marxist harridan (which is what a commenter on the telegraph called us)

Bless you all. You're all brilliant

"Marxist haridan"

Excellent

I used to babysit for a very posh woman years ago
She used to introduce me thus;
"This is baddz, she is a socialist"

badders

Bads

Very nice sparks
I was a member of the communist party very briefly in a pathetic attempt to impress a man obviously

Ooo Sparks - I wonder if the BBC have any plans to repeat Merlin. Specifically the series which featured Lancelot