Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

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As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

Oh and Madame. Keep on chewing.

I've got you.

Any house news btw??

Back later xx

Lucas North is doing nothing fir me. He's just a bad dye job, nowt more.

Am loving Ros now!

mouse yay for the big bus!

I think it is Mouse

Badderz - as my mother would say, you need putting in a bag and shaking up

I decided not to believe that rumour Madame . But daft though. I'll read one thing and be all "yep, that's definitely true" but the next one "that's bollocks". My rumour radar is crap though.

Badderz - I need that journey of rediscovery too I think.

I do Letus!
Or heavy duty barbiturates
Or alcohol
Or both

Thank you comtesse I am doing well on the no fags front. However the house buying is not really going anywhere tbh. I gave up looking when I realised we could only afford a damp infested shoe box with 1930s decor (see diy phobe comment above)

I'll take a photo of him in his preschool uniform for his wench aunties. And he'll love the bus.

What rumour?

BTW Mouse I've ventured outside the tavern today and had a potter about a few threads. I think you're fab

Something about the Batch spending increasing amounts of time with me alone in a New York apartment, away from Sophie I think.

I watched some more Crimes of Passion today Wicked. I love the Swedish language! I was also trying to imagine Ola Rapace with a beard

'a bee keepers apprentice'? What's wrong with apprentice beekeepers? are they covered in honey and need licking clean?

I'm sure I've done stuff today, apart from sit and watch DS doing sporting stuff, but god knows what. Played lego? Tidied kitchen (relatively speaking, anyway) Oh - moved sacks of chicken feed and bird food about. Fortunately I'm able contain the excitement of my scintillating life

Hope Sparks is enjoying herself, my SIL went last night I think. Or the night before

I appear to have nothing of interest to say. Hmmm....

Thank you letus. Though I did lose my temper a few times

Oh yes sparks will be at take that now, won't she? The lucky cow.

Evening wenchi.

First things first, comtess well done that wench. I was OTH big time last night first day of period and all that and DH was a bit pissed and fell asleep in minutes, eventually I woke him up but due to the period and him basically being asleep it was all a bit of a let down.

mouse how lovely for TM, but yes absolutely how on earth do they get to that age.

queenie looks great in the pics.

Today I have mostly been nit-treating. But we have had a reasonably pleasant pj day. Interesting discussion at dinner because my book was on the side in the kitchen and DS2 said 'what is a mistress?'

So has sparks traded Aramis for TT then tonight?

Anyway before I wonder off to read more about the mistresses I will just off load my phone here.vone of my faves.

Thanks Letus. You must come visit me so you can hear more of it

I thought you were remarkably restrained Mouse. I suspect I'd've got several deletions and a temporary ban.

DSis went to see Take That the other week. Posted a few pictures. They wear these coloured suits and looked like three out of the four teletubbies on the little picture I saw

Herewith the first Bongs for ages:

Drink starts the new thread off with a poptastic typo , suggests using a ouiji board to start thread 100, and listens to them upstairs arguing
Madame dices with death teases Drink and tries to survive her DM's visit whilst pretending not to smoke and going to the school fete
Liv posts dubious thread decorations and spends far to long playing phone gaes
Anne refuses to clean up HBFs - esp. Aramis and posts pictures of the pretty.
Norah posts yet more Pretty, smooches with Drink, and plays 'match the picture' with thread decorations and TavLit
Chaise reminds wenches about TB on R4 on Monday
Issy drinks lots
Elk brings 'Fluffy-handcuffs Tom' to the party
comtess shares her SF-inspired bedroom shennanigans and inspires much awe and envy
Sparks goes out for the night to party at the O2 with Take That, having been tweeting with PapaC in Prague
Fancy gets distracted by the furniture & gardens at a stately home the relaxes once parents have gone
Badders is knackered and falling to bits, and has to cope with DS1s birthday celebrations (which go well)
Lyndie manages to get the thread to load and has a Santi dream with a disappointing lack of details
LetUs requests more Lotus Biscuit Spread and points out the obvious answer to the Araporn question, then finishes painting DS1's room
Cinnamon wonders whether to watch planes fly through clouds
Mouse tries to cope with TM finding the present stash and growing up, and has a David Tennant dream
Elk wonders if she can recreate Comtess's exploits with added YouTube welding videos
WW has been visiting her DM and is knackered
Apricot is mega busy but flags up TB on TV for wenches
Mavis is being busy with RL
There is general discussion of The Batch by LetUs, Liv, Badders, Mouse, Mavis
Various wenches complain about omissions in the Bongs
SisterHelen goes to bed

PS - Drink - I think Norah has a new washing machine

Norah you didnt answer my GoT question.

Hopes Sparks is having fun at Take That.

Erm, possibly but don't want to say much in case other wenches haven't watched.

drinky I have a new washing machine the old one was unfixable I'm afraid.
mouse we've got you.
And well done helen nice bongs you've got there.

Epic bongs Helen!

Chaise when is/was the face painting? I'm well impressed by anyone who can do face painting.

I've missed the bongs

Night all

Helen Great bongs!

Although not so sure about the 'dubious decorations' - it's not like I posted that shower pic although that was only so that the entire Tav didn't get TRH

sf in the snuggery wenches.
alright there liv?
Night wenches, see you in the morning.

I just read SF - bloody awesome! Wish I could write that well!