Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

Helen...I swear by a hot water bottle for my back when it plays up.

Also on my trip down memory lane

• it was Stinkle who coined the phrase 'sullen leaning'
• GoT was introduced into the mix very quickly and Drink and Hannah stropped about it

Luch time hope office-wenches are having a good day. (Mainly thinking Madame, Anne and LetUs who seem to be having particulalry shite times at the mo)

Am in bed
Reading

Captains Elky's log Blob. Day one.

Today it feels as though a family of tiger cubs has moved into my womb and are playing a game of tag. A couple of them have fallen out, and are hanging by their claws, trying to drag my uterus out through it's exit. I stand up, then immediately sit down again, vision blurred to grey as if all the blood in my head has been re-directed to pour like a river into the conveniently situated bucket moon cup. I am just starting to feel the first stirrings of a headache that no amount of tea seems to allay. I fear I must just lie here, and let the baby toddler do her worst.

Elk

Elky's blob - supplemental

Alas, my plan to observe the carpet at close quarters and allow the baby toddler to roam free has proved to be a failure - thwarted by her discovery of the cat food. I have emptied her mouth of nine kitty nibbles. During her roaming she also located my supply of pooey pants that I like to keep in the bidet and was discovered wearing them at a jaunty angle on her head.

Oh elk!

Oh Elky!! Sounds crap.

I'm in bed too. DD2 is amusing herself with the suitcases all laid out for holidays, and packing and unpacking various bits, trying on my shoes and pretending to put makeup on. Unfortunately we have to go to do the school run at 3.

Think we need a mojo injection!!!

Mojo?
What's that?

Wenches, I wonder if TM have just found your missing mojo's?

Mojo? that belongs to LetUs

Off for school run. for elk

That picture is crying out for a caption

It is sparks. It's also crying out forme a wench to be at the bottom of that pile.

elk seriously are we the same person?

I am otb and my adorable youngest toddler/baby is being a danger to my sanity too.

Mojo? What mojo?

mouse are you one of the Chris Pratt admirers on here?

Huh! I thought I heard the click of a camera.
Bit embarrassing. Still, it's out there now and yes, it was every bit as good as it looks.

Fuck. Just imagine being underneath that lot. YUMMY

Well obviously I don't have to imagine it, I was there. Soznotsoz.

Yes - you can see the skirts of the wenches waiting in an orderly queue as well. That's obviously Team Aramis there then, waiting politely for Norah to be finished (they'll have a long wait). Team Athos will be a seething mass of fighting wenches corralled into a pen off camera - or collapsed in a heap if they've had their go already.

I'm waiting for Norah to wear Vinnie out before the evening's main entertainment.

Pre blob alert...
I am so bunged up. It's always like this. Then The nausea will hit. Then I won't be able to stop going!
Grr.
I hate biology.
Am doing roast chicken dinner as its the last dinner we will all have together til Dh gets back.
And I won't enjoy it at all :(

Ooh feliciano Lopez is quite nice isn't he?

Que?

I am indeed fancy

New balls please

Re 100th thread.

Suggestions:

On Facebook, Ghost has written something. So this is good.

The thread could be started by somebody, using her new username.

Or maybe the thread should be started by either Drink or Badvoc.

And then ghosts written piece, copied and pasted by drink/bads and attributed to ghost.

Any of these sound acceptable? Thoughts please. What do you think Drink? What do you think Badvoc?