Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

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As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

Just for you (& his other fans who I can't remember ) then mouse.

Frankly yesterday's pic was somewhat disappointing. Although it may be more to livia's taste, there was something Capaldiesque about it

Are you enjoying perving over the tennis then badders?

Aaaaw cats, dinosaurs, a motorbike and chris pratt, what's not to love?

Toddlermouse did befriend a cat on the way to his audiology appointment. It was a gorgeous giant ginger tom . Unfortunately, grumpy arse downstairs said we couldn't bring him home with us.

Someone just posted this link on another thread - thought you lot might be amused at the fact that 30% of the top posters on MN are regulars on here. Got to admire your dedication to the swashbuckle...

boardreader.com/site/Mumsnet_Discussions_1766382.html

Argh, I'm on there! That's a bit embarrassing. Maybe I need to get out more

Thanks for posting that rusty. Can we convince you to stay?

Mind you, I have been posting a lot on the ASN threads so I'm not just a pervert.

MNHQ KLAXON KLAXON KLAXON

I hope you've seen this - The Swagger Inn is fast approaching its wenchtenary - yes, that's 100,000 posts of this drivel. I do hope you've arranged a guest appearance from our Musketeers

Thanking you kindly, the Wenches xx

I happy to do whatever vey one wants.
Would be lovely to have ghost start it though.
I am loving the tennis perving

Snort - and Norah and Liv.

Need to go cook tea...

RustyBear that's hilarious.

We are nothing if not perves dedicated.

mouse, toddlermouse is obviously a child of immense taste with his cat adoration.

Snug wenches, snug.

Am at that! is that over the whole of MN or just on one thread?
I bet it's us perving at assassins creed and WSB isn't it? That last post that shows could have been a lot worse though. Wonder what thread it's linked on?

Must be from the whole thing.
norah I think it is. And discussing where to find the best smut.

Shouldn't that be your pauldron of pride mouse?

Did you say snug norah?

Evening all.

Did someone say Chris Pratt?? Lovely pic fancy. Whats the deal with the cats though?

Hahaha rusty. Where the hell does livia post all the time then, I wonder? Is there a pc quiche somewhere?

I'm on the Day off tomorrow

DC are in the paddling pool which Dh has filled with warm water...so that's the baths done for tonight
I ate too much, am constipated and feel like crap.
Bleurgh....

Evening all.

Why are there only 24 hours in each day?? I really need at least 3 more to get the things done I want to do

I have RBNR - hope everyone is ok. My day has been filled with fractious children and shitting dogs . Oh, and washing. It's been great.

Enjoy your WW - I'd love a glass but will have to have instead.

Oh, and have an optimal vintage Athos pic whilst I'm at it.

Watching ep 10 season 2 and I'm just looking like this It's so brilliant

Well. Still feel bluergh.
DC are upstairs watching TV.
Dh is in the shed with - get this! - an artist friend of sils who is hopefully going to paint a mural on the wall of said shed.
Jesus suffering fuck.
I hate that shed.

Evening wenches. Will catch up properly later.

Am wrapping birthday presents for DH. I fecking hate wrapping presents. Throw in that the DC are arguing whilst playing a card game together and I'm having a spiffing evening.

On the upside I have bought a bottle of apple schnapps.

Laterz gorgeous wenches

I'm finally doing the ironing whilst watching the final episode of The IT Crowd. Chris O'Dowd in a funeral suit? Would.

Just thought I'd let you know.

Evening.

Commiserations and letus, sounds like you need it, likewise mavis. As if the lunchtime hairball wasn't enough yesterday, one of my cats must've walked around downstairs with shit hanging from their arse, to judge from the smears and then the nugget left on the kitchen floor. Thank god for hard floors and anti-bac wipes.

badders, re: the shed, MN needs a flame thrower emoticon

madame, the cat in the pic is because there is a tumblr account that posts a pic every day of a hot man (see disclaimer re: yesterday's pic though) alongside a pic of a cat in a similar pose.

Pressies, pressies, pressies for non-Twitter wenches

OMFG. I am squeeeing!