Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

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As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

Very important - The Little Frogs song

Malc's original post was Thu 20-Feb-14 16:15:04

Then, of those still actively posting somewhere...
Stinkle at post no. 8, Thu 20-Feb-14 16:24:36
Badders, Thu 20-Feb-14 16:49:01
Obs, Thu 20-Feb-14 17:34:14
LetUs, Thu 20-Feb-14 18:45:01
Mavis, Fri 21-Feb-14 17:25:00
(Honorable mention for Hannh, Sat 22-Feb-14 19:51:13)
Drink, Sat 22-Feb-14 21:01:49
Alibabs, Mon 24-Feb-14 09:55:31
Cinnamon, Mon 24-Feb-14 19:42:44

And now I need to stop faffing and DDddddddddddddoooooo Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt (the school run)

Laters.............

Good morning wenches. Have RBNRM.

Good news about the Ghost.

I'm losing sleep over Beardgate. I think he's winding us up, we know he's a practical joker. But that doesn't sort out the overall problem, i.e. he doesn't look like the Athos we know and love.

I agree he looks tired, which is not surprising considering the amount of work he takes on. Has he finished W & P yet? Is there some scruff beginning to appear those pics? Is he going to get his hair cut? I don't like it that long. I want S2 Athos back.

And how tall are those people? We know he's 6 foot.

Oh, and did anyone on Twitter comment on the ring?

Morning, am off out doing governor stuff this morning, so just checking in (& checking the snug).

Lovely vids ww, we can now imagine you dancing around

Glad the tooth/mouth feels ok badders

Ghost?
God, am I being dense?
Who is ghost?
Ironing today...sigh.
Dh away from Saturday with work
Ds1 away from Monday with school
That'll be weird

Good morning. i'm going to read TFT in a minute.

Not so good Chez Drink's. We didn't get a place at mylanguageschool. Just had to send a begging email to reconsider, which won't make any difference.

I don't mind begging and getting what I want but if there's no result it's double embarrassing. Pfft.

That will be odd badders, but can be a chance to please yourselves - when DD (she is not an adventurous eater) is away, DS starts planning the menu & we eat lots of food she doesn't like

Badders 'ghost' is MTM.
Drink re. the school
Apricot I can cope with the hair (though I'd prefer it not so slicked back and more of the floppy fringe), but the lack of beard is

And now, to work (and listen to Cyrano)

Ah!

Exceellllllllllennnttt.

Have just had a funeral director turn up on my doorstep to collect a dead body

Black van thingy parked on my drive - what are my neighbours going to think?!

Sparks - there must be some fun to be had with that.

Crikey Sparks!

Back to the ring, I knew I'd seen it somewhere before. I wonder why he's started wearing it again.

Look. Beard free and beautiful. Are we reassured?

It'll be fine people, it'll be fine....as soon as he rolls his eyes, leans louchely against a pillar, and delivers his first withering put down in that gravelly drawl, he WILL be transported into the Athos we know and want to undress with our teeth love. Trust in his acting skillz ladies....he's quite good at it

I can't wait to see W&P

Early 2016 is going to be a Tom Burkeathon

TomBurkeTastic!

I have categorised the ring alongside the leather bracelets and shark tooth thong necklace. Costume jewellery.

Sparks! and a little bit

I am up for 2016 if he looks like ^that. NOT if he looks like he did on that Czech premiere pic yesterday.

LOL Elk ' want to undress with our teeth ' and yes re. costume jewelry. Mine tends to be worn (or not) quite randomly. There's usually a necklace and earrings, but I can't always be bothered, or remember to put them on. The only thing that stays on is my wedding ring. His might be affected by roles as well - don't want to be taking a ring on and off if he's mid-shoot. Who knows.

I just had 45 minute work call and now need to follow up on actions. The phone call was interrupted by my mother arriving to pick up DIY stuff and swap some strawberries for a pack of avocados, with a side-order of 'is that a rabbit or a squirrel squashed on the road outside - either way I need to shovel it up really' conversation. My colleague listening to this on the phone (who also works from home) was much amused.

In other news I woke up with the bad back much aggravated and quasimodo'd round the house again this morning until it eased.

Oh - phone... laters.

Elk - that is not beard free in the same way that some of the recent photos are beard free.

Nor does he have the huge moustache, and then a bare chin. No - up there ^^ he looks delicious and entirely fuckable.

I really am worried about S3 Athos :(

Hmm
The pics that Jess p has tweeted of athos are HOT so I'm not too worried yet.
Tooth throbbing a bit now :(
Ironing done.
Another load to go on.
Might have a biscuit.

Morning.

I'll have to take a proper look at the athos pics and will give an opinion on them momentarily.

helen would a heat patch help? I tested hot/cold patches for MN and they were vair good. I had a trapped nerve and was pg with babymouse at the time.

Re - the wenchtenary it would be awesome if the ghost could do it or one of you seasoned ladies who was here from the start

Had a lovely day yesterday. Babyface is as lovely in rl as she is on screen. And babymouse loved her.

I had to do laundry, dishwasher and put a grocery order through last night so I didn't get a chance to wench.
Had a lie in this morning and came down to complete chaos. Babymouse had stolen a bowl of coco pops off TM and was eating them under the kitchen table with no trousers on whilst Mr M was completely oblivious. everything was covered in chocolate milk. Oh and apparently were having the ILs over for father's day and moving the boys into the bigger room together.

well, Mr M will be. I'm sat here scowling and drinking a cup of tea.

Morning Mouse good idea re the heat patch. Bother - DH just asked if I wanted anything from town as well... Oh well. To be honest I just probably need to rest it as much as anything. I thought it was pretty much ok last night before I went to sleep at oblivious Mr Mouse.

Badders re. the tooth.

So...
Ironing done....finally.
Washing done, well I've run out of softener so it's done for today.
All clothes put away.
Been to shops.
Tooth throbbing a bit now so I've taken some painkillers.
Might go for a nap!