Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

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As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

Could be sparks, for the right cast member

norah, you have hacked my wescam & you've been doing it for years - how else would you know of cat hair facial decorations?

Also Tom looks quite pale, drawn and a bit thin and tired in those new photos tonight. I think he needs to go on a yoga retreat with me. I'll nurse him back to full health.

webcam, fucking webcam. Bloody typing

I suspect elk is on the John Lewis website looking through the edit for a new Tom outfit.

Those trousers. Magnetic. Yet....

Will someone post the new twit pics so we can have a round of 'WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HE WEARING'

1)Badders needs to do his laundry. Look at the collar on that polo shirt.

2. he needs taking in hand.

Also, missing MrsB - where for art tho?

Better go to bed. Night all.

Link to the new Tom pics on Twitter. I'm magnetically drawn to the trousers in the first pic.
twitter.com/cathelms/status/611287439332782080

Doesn't that pic with the people in the fancy dress make you glad they didn't go with the traditional musketeer costumes?

Comtesse....it would be my duty and incidentally etc....
Well I'm awake
That sucks

MMMMOOOOOORRRRRRNNNIIIIIIIIINNNGGG FFFFFUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKEEEEERRRRSSSSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Hope you're all ok?
Wenches, I think we need to talk about the next thread. We really shouldn't Fuck. It. Up.

100,000 posts, not including the telly addicts at the beginning!! We need to celebrate, drink and elk need to get together about our friendly Tavern Ghost and we should decide on the title and who posts it.

I reckon, someone like drink or anne or badders who were here way back on the first thread personally, but am happy to argue discuss flounce alternatives of course

Obviously as the clever wench wot came up with the Swagger Inn brand name I need not apply plus I got here around thread3/4 titbumps sparkersz
er.....

Aaaah it's cool baddersz you get to be in the quiet with a tea/coffee and it's quiet 'ceptin' the birdies.
And it's just us.

What you up to today my lover?

I would be honoured to.start the 100th thread

Awww, well I'll leave you all to fight sort it out amongst yourselves. Get on the pm's all of yous.
AND NO FLOUNCING

Well baddersz today ds1 is at home all day and I think Smallest Folker (ooh, I likes that) might be off nursery as he has one of those lovely barking coughs.
I might see if the latest edition of a magazine I get is out and will hopefully get more stuff done. Including writing of course.
Washing is on because I set the timer, srsly, next time you buy one get this feature, it is fab.

How is your tooth today? Can I snog you yet?

Tooth seems ok!
Sorry to hear about littlest folker
You have a stealth washer!

Agree with everything said.
Agree with Norah that we really must get the 100th thread sorted now.

Very worried about TB and his beard. All Comtess's comments. Landing strip is not ok. And he looks very skinny. He looks ill. As Dh would say he 'looks like he needs a good meal'

Oh, and chaise too of course! I knew there was someone else who is a right old gimmer was here right when it all started.....

How are you today then chaise?

Am reading Thread1 now. Oh happy days......

How are you today, chaise?
I intend to start my healthy eating plan again today.
No excuse tooth wise now!

Morning. Thanks for the moral support mave Jeremy.

Rbnr. Sorry about the keith beard, team athos. At this difficult time, remember that we've got you all.

Think it would be good to get the ghost to do the 100th thread if she's up for it. solves the problem of the rest of us fighting about it

Have good days all! Xxx

I think the thread is under control, Drink can confirm but the Ghost is drafting I think and needs whoopi to action and since I can't promise being around at the crucial moment I will leave to Badders and Drink to arrange.

Aaaah good, very good. Still wenches being wenches, it needed saying IySWIM?

Morning wenches.

Good idea Norah re next thread. Pleased the tooth seems better Badderz.

Am at Team Athos volunteering to make TB better when in reality he'd just be a poor, broken shell of a man afterwards

Would a smiling TB help?

Maybe just a simple

Swagger Inn 100. Yes, you read that right. Yes, that's 100,000 posts of this shit.

Arf.

Morning

Hope all wenches are having a lovely day!

Tomorrow is Midsummer's Eve, Swedens inofficial National Day. Here are the instructions for you foreigners

I am just nipping in before the school run to express my concern of Tom's facial hair, or lack of it. Really very worrying.

Feeling better this morning despite not much sleep.