Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

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As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

Evening all.

Sorry to hear about work being on the shit-to-meh spectrum Madame and Anne, hope you can both get things sorted before they really start to negatively affect things.

Hope you're tooth is feeling better Bads and that you enjoy your evening out Chaise.

Oh, and well done for keeping off the fags Madame Jeremy wanted me to let you know he's pleased for you.

for Nor, just because.

Not much to report here. Worked a long, full day and then came home and mowed the lawns. That washing is still not ironed so I might do that, or I might sit on the sofa and drink tea.

I have too much to do and this evening I discovered a rather alarming gap between the walls of my stone built shed which I suspect will translate into much ££££. I have decided to ignore it for the time being.

Oooh, thanks mave

Utterly shite of her madame fucking twat. Do I need to have a word?

I hope mouse has had a nice time. I read her link and it was ok considering. I also read another of your links and get what is going in a bit more now.

anne is this malaise*

Evening all, just checking in, haven't RTFT yet...

Ah - Frangalias again. Et Je have killed le fucking thread encore.

Pas de matter. Je had un jour de not-quite-so-shit at le travail today. Donc je ne require pas mange mon body weight en chocolat. Mais je did get un peu ranty and anglo saxon due to le sodding tape de rouge. Et perons qui est stupid et annoying.

Has this

Evening, lovely pic there helen. Santi giving the camera The Stare & lots of chest on view. TB looks like he's a bit high though

I thought you said 'randy', instead of 'ranty' in your post - I suppose both are common in here!

Quite a few posts on this Tumblr today, not sure if anyone's already seen them?

Er, no Fancy Randy would not be appropriate for work. No HBFs there.

Glad to hear it helen, it must be all this Franglais making me misread things.

Am home. Post one bottle if mrsb's recommended red!
I bought a top and had lots of wine and tonnes of nibbles.

and for Chaise

Bonaoir mes wenchi.

Have already taken to bed as feeling vaguely crappy (not blobby, had that last week, also down to three days, have been since kids, but it could just be age...) Comiz to wenchi who are or are pre-blob.

chaise details on top, don't leave us dangling

ali not done laser but did try electrolysis last year on my chinny chin chin and that was excruciating pre-blob. Didn't finish off all the finer hairs - may try laser for those if the upcoming dentist fees don't wipe me out

bada don't think ds1 has even considered a love garden when there's other stuff to build (and even if he did I doubt I'd ever be in it!)

That sounds good chaise

Those are lovely Stare gifs letus, it'd be rude not to return The Stare

You know what makes my bloat 'smaller'?
Prosecco
Trufact.

Evening wenchi

Just finished work. Knackered.

Comtess you've always felt the Santi love talked sense. i do sympathise about that beard. WTF?

I also want to be lasered & not just with Aramis' light-sabre.

Sorry, haven't read the thread, but just read Comtesseses post.

You're not fucking wrong, what the hell are they doing to him??? There's no continuity, it looks different every time.

Mi Norah, malaise es una superba mot. Er, yes. Maybe you are right about the uni thing. I am really bored but not bored because I do have things to do work to do, DC to look after etc. I feel ... Confined.

That Santi is the Santi in the Araporn. Delectable, delicious ylt and NLT just utterly utterly perfect.

Two dress rehearsals today. Open tomorrow. Blech.

Parts one and two of Cyrano in the Sound Booth as mp3s. Remainder to come when I can be bothered.

I'm not even very keen on the new hair, never mind the beard. Was it madame who mentioned Keith Lemon?

Agree that Santi/Aramis is looking fine in every way - the stance, chest, hair, beard - everything screams FAF.

Hello Comtess

Am knackered and off to bed. But agree re. the landing strip. Wierd beardage is a tad concerning and he doesn't have one at all in that picture for the Czech launch which implies that it's been stuck o all series so far . Though I could always watch listen with my eyes closed and imagine the beard...

Now then Fancy. This Comic Con thing. I have a suspicion they may announce other cast members tomorrow. Call it a hunch. Are you IN or what?

Maybe he's allergic to the cat hair they use for the fake beard? Maybe he shaved it like that for a laugh?

Disclaimer: might not be cat hair.

. For anne

Night wenchies.

Apes exactly. No continuity. We want the beard back. NOW.

Sparks I always have felt the Santi love because he is undeniably FAF. FAFFER THAN FAF. I'm just hopelessly infatuated with Tom however, but I still WOULD clearly.

I think you might have had a whisper in your shell like. Huh? go for it.

Helen agree entirely about the stuck beard. And now we know, how do we unsee in S3. I'll be watching for beard bloopers. It's going to fucking ruin THE WHOLE SHOW.