Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

I bet it'll be delivered on Friday. which will make it a week from the delivery date. why on Earth is it taking so long in this day and age . They must be shipping it from the Germany, I think.

They may well be drink, but wouldn't want to advertise the fact in case people who want an item quickly shop somewhere else with faster delivery times [cynical emoticon]

Ma dente pour merde pour moi

Madame....don't do it! you have done sooo well.
Ww...I am pre blob too. I am oscillating between rage, oth, and tears.
Delightful.

Hola wenchitas.

Mouse DH tends towards featheriness at times. We have had words, he's improving

Ali and Mouse this made me laugh. I have a similar DH and I make a point of being in charge because I can't deal with that sort of nonsense.

Just checking in. Madly busy.

How's the sports day going Norah?

Hope you're ok Chaise and that DS2 feels better soon.

Be strong Madame, don't give in.

Footner update: Feet are still peeling.

Can't think of anything else, but ILYA.

Oh, I found this for Team Porthos:

notyourbusinessanyway.tumblr.com/post/121696428177/kingsmusketeers-smiley-porthos-on-his-horse

Je suis le fucked ma wenchitas. J'ai des yeux wot look like les yeux de demon.

Je have le winners dans le sports tag so that's bon innit.

L'aaawwwwww poor lebadsz je would le snog you avec le tongues but....sore tooth.

Le feathery strokery c'est un crime de passionne. Et ne Pas dans le Bon way.

sparks armpits, vadge et jambes et moustache

anne I do sometimes, but it's nice not to be always.. Maybe I should make him read some of that pirate porn

baddz at least it is over now. Hope the was good.

Blob has arrived, feel sick, bloated and disgusting. Go me.

Ali comment?! Avez-vouz le deuxieme mortgage?! vraiment?

Drink H & M are vastly improved on how they used to be, which was anything up to a month. Because obvs they were selling couture & had to actually manufacture your item when you ordered it.

Thanks Drink and Apricot, ds2 seems to have perked up considerably after some crisps, tablet playing, and me drawing him 4 different angry birds to colour in.
Not impressed. I have informed him that I am going to work tomorrow, and he IS going to school.

Oh drink you have my sympathy.
My bikinis took 5 days to arrive, hours before my holiday, so I had to rush to tesco to buy one. Then they charged me £3 delivery per item = £27. I phoned them up today and got the £27 refunded, bloomin cheek.

sparks really not as much as you might think. After this course it will all be gone, and it's cost about a third of a skiing holiday for the four of us. A good investment - and no more waxing!

STAMPYFUCKFACE CAN DO ONE. THAT IS ALL.

I strimmed my armpits earlier. That didn't sting. My womb area is feeling all squirly so I must be ovulating. Fuck me. srsly, someone, fuck me

What you need is some Araporn norah, just to tip you over the edge.

I'll do it Norah

< just dont touch my mouth, ok?>

Norah. Why don't you post some Araporn (might work off a bit of the OTH) & then sit back & bask in the adoration we shower you with. Gwan gwan gwan.

gwan gwan gwan gwan

ahh, you're a trooper. thanks hun xx

is that right fancy? hmmmmm. I'm not sure tbh. I need some thing that's fo' sho.
innit

Urk I will never order from h and m again. The offers are tempting but the delivery is ridiculous.

Just on the way back home from Belfast and I'm knackered. Babyfacedassassin is absolutely lovely.

Did I hear talk of araporn?

I'm sure. Preferably before badders sorts you out. Can't have you falling into a blissed out post-coital sleep for hours.

Goodness, how did that gif get there? Anyone would think I was trying to butter norah up.

Did your porn alert go off mouse? . Glad you've had a lovely day

The whole vadge, ali?

I'm on my second week of pill and the warer retentiona reived. So I'm my normal self only for the first week out of 4. Seriously, just like magic from Sunday of week 4 to Monday of the next week 1, the bloat go away over night

water retention has arrived

Oh god, I still remember the water retention I used to get on the pill. It was ridiculous. My sympathies drink