Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

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As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

Ah ma chere drinky je luffs tu innit?

Mais sûrement! Moi aussi!

Norah frangalis at it's very best

Baddz good luck with the teeth.

Mouse DH tends towards featheriness at times. We have had words, he's improving

I have raging PMT. Went for laser hair zapping this morning, fuck it is painful when you are due. I'm now going to drink coffee and eat things until it is time to pick up the children.

sorry brain is not present today.

Je t'aime quelle vous all Parlez franchaise.

J'aime tous les wenches.

Je deteste mon employeurs et they can tous aller a fuck

Well, that was fucking hideous
He injected actual bleach into my tooth
So I've just come home and had cake - obv

Well that's the wenchy thing to do Bads

'Tous aller le fuck' is going to make me laugh all afternoon.

Not here really, bells just gone. Parps all round. Laters.

Quoi le actuellement fuck, Baddz??? [le shoque]

Ali le laser d'armpits ou jambes ou vadge?

Le hello.

Jai run out of french.

Badders espere que les dents ne duelen pas demasiado. Lo siento le french se ha replaceado con el espanol en mi tete.

Im having a totally horrible day at work. Meetings and meetings about how much work we have to do and how none of us know how to do it. I feek like Ive been hit by a sledgehammer and theres a whole afternoon of more to come.

Havent had a fag for a week but this is the first day I was THIS CLOSE to buying a packet. Wench intervention sorely needed.

And I bumped into silver fox on the stairs and he asked me how it was going and I had to lie that it was all going great when all I wanted to do was fall on his neck and cry "Take me back!!!!!"

Hugs for Madame

Keep strong Madame.

Helen, I have PM'd you.

NO TO THE FAGS Madame!!! NO!

Have you seen Aramis' ponytail?

I'm so pre blob, I just want to clean stuff

Merci Beaucoup pour all Le hugs.

Je suis a la Maison , non a la travaille, parce que, chez ds2 malade.

Oh FFS . Just finishing my lunch and had to interrupt it to chuck FancyCat out of the door as she started to bring up a hairball. She then sat in my eyeline on the patio, heaved dramatically for a minute and finally deposited a pile of vom in the shape of a fish.

oh no, hope your DS2 feels better soon chaise

madme step away from the cig pack

fancy bleurgh

ponytail? are they making us ready for the 17th century man bun soon?

Well at least I got to try out my new hose head with all the spray options

madame step away from the fags & concentrate on sucking on this instead.

I hate H&M. I ordered some gym gear and I'm still waiting. Plced the order on 13th, it's supposed to be delivered between 17th and 19th, which makes time not late but why does it have to take so long?
They said it was despatched yesterday, there is a tack number but it takes over a day for the number to be active. that means that they haven't yet scanned it at the depot.

ODFO H&M. even bloody debenhams (who too are slow coaches) have a quicker turnover and you can choose to pick up from the shop!

time - them