Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

Phew. was it 'him'? iyswim?

I think so. Very skillful and controlled. Definitely aramis.

And you know I …ahem…do a lot of research. A lot of background reading.

yes. research. I get you.

Evening wenches

You alright letus?

Well I'm all perked up now.

Re parents moving in. Love them, I really do, but no. No room anyway.

Mouse - ToddlerMouse sounds familiar

In other news, my tickets to see Paella have arrived

oooh excellent letus

Paella?

Norah and everyone else for that matter, opinions - top hats, yay or nay?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=unzMhTsbUdE

Paella Nutella = Paolo Nutini. Very firmly on The List

Top hat depends on the man I think.

All depends on the man, mouse.
Johnny deep for example...hell yes.
Hawkeye co op manager hell no

Deep?
Depp!

I bet he likes to dip it deep.

him yes. yes yes yes. oh that is wrong.
also as bads says, depends o the man. Did you watch once upon a time? WSB was the mad hatter. he looked rather nice too.

Evening. Tired. When is my vacation?

Drink...you dirty bitch
I luffs you I does.
Ww...when are you coming to see me?

Isn't it just?

You do need a decent shaped head and broad shoulders to get away with it.

No I didn't watch it, the reviews weren't great were they. But my God, him and the top hat………

ah drinky it's good to see you. want some chapstick?
no idea ww when is it?

snug wenches, snug.

Have I arrived just in time for some new Tavlit? Excellent.

Back from parents' eve. One of the teachers had a proper hipster beard . Not one of DS's teachers thankfully as I probably would have sniggered.

So, who has seen the news that Tom's going to ComicCon London in july?

Rudely I guess that means he won't be on summer holiday week away with me... And I'll just have to be away with Mr C and the boys.

Glad you got Nutella tickets LetUs.

norah are we running out of chapstick?

Got home from the nursery run and realised one of the tyres was looking like a deflated Polish gherkin. Packed Dd back into the car and to the nearest petrol station to pump it up. Let's hope it's just an air loss and not a puncture. We'll see tomorrow morning.

What are the dates for ComicCon in July comtess?

Evening all.

I did wonder if the top hat was connected to your Victorian flouncing Mouse - also arf at your possibly being Dylan Moran.

Hipster beards have finally hit where I live Fancy. Bless them

Drink - as your posts are a different colour because you were the OP it looks like there is random shouting out of wenchiness - porn tourettes if you will. (my laptop wanted me to change that to 'courgettes')

for Nor as I don't tend to frequent the Snug, but it sounds like you're doing just the right thing.

Baddz - I'm going to let the supermarket manager jibe slide this once but don't do it again! or I'll set Madame on you

Right, going to try and get the dcs to go to bed early. My hopes aren't high.

Carolina is going