Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

Going to kill Mr Mouse first.

'Aaaw but isn't it lovely he liked the things you'd chosen?'

Idiot.

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Etc etc.

Twat.
Right, am Orf. If anyone wants to help me out let me know, 'k?

It will be judged on best Porthos/HBF picture/gif.

Sorry mouse but that's hilarious

"Not All Men" is a meme that all the feminists need to remember.

Will this do? I'm low on gifs atm.

ugh, yes. well when I said not all of them I was referencing fictional men. in fact as a general rule, I only ever reference fictional ones atm. the rl ones I know are all pretty shit tbh #bollockfaceshitnugget

ooh,he looks like he has nice thighs. and hips. yum.

oh, was that gif an entry? I'm a bit overheated at the moment and can't think straight.

Oh god, mouse, what a nightmare!

A first for me thing morning...both boys still asleep at 7.25 so I was downstairs on my own For all of 10 mins!!

Amen norah.

And yes that general belt area is very nice. I was thinking the exact same thing about his thighs.

This is the straw that broke my back. I am not doing anything round the house no cooking, no cleaning, no laundry and above all no decision making. They can do it themselves. I don't want to know. My inner woman has come out, and she's angry or possibly Dylan Moran.

It's not a gif, but he looks quite mean Norah?

Like he'd DEF know what to do with the words insert & withdraw

I just told Mr Mouse off for hugging me wrongly. All feathery strokey.
the feathery fucker.

Back from orthodontists & eating an ice lolly before rushing off to DS's parents' eve.

I'd volunteer for Araporn duties norah, but have to go out in 20 mins. And probably shouldn't attend parents' eve OTH & with my mind elsewhere

mouse I love it when you're all outraged & sweary, sorry . Sorry about the pressies though, that really sucks

Just found this one norah (and flopsy when she next comes in)

MOUSE is there no end to his fucktrumpery? feathery strokery indeed. hmmmph.

well well well sparks fancy seeing you here. Are you sure fancy ? it might help pass the time.

mouse are you up for it? I'm not sure see, wouldn't want to upset you with a pm.

sparks you've had loads of previews you greedy wenchy. Suffice it to say, you have inspired me.

Actually, I want to keep this one a surprise for you. is that ok? ILY.

shit. what if it's shit and I'm embarrassing myself?

hahaha, that's the one spark linked to. you've had loads too actually. So you can wait. ILY though too. But I have to hold something back for you both. other wise you won't bother reading the rest.

Oh I'll always read it norah. And re-read it

And yes I'm quite sure thanks. An all boys school, so lots of young male teachers, lust would be the least appropriate look to have on my face. Ok, off to freshen-up before heading out.

Laters.

Sure you can send me a pm Norah

As long as there's no featheriness

Feathery strokery? Eww. What a fucktrumpet
I tried that non footner footner btw but I had to wash it off after 40 mins as my feet were burning!
FMF

I did wonder Norah, when you mentioned withdraw & insert

there is a feather in his hat mouse at least I think there is...

yes sparkersz you know what I meant.

ugh, this is so horrible, the what if bit. Hold me wenches, no, bit lower, lower....loooowwwweeerrrr YES right there. ooOOOOOooooooo

Right…I have tea…biscuits…and the men have been sent down the road to MILs

Well……

Definitely no featheriness there