Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

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As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

Is that what you like norah ?

Are you turned on by power?

Luke Evans - I would! He was gorgeous in the Train Robber thing!

Do you two want to borrow some of the dungeon equipment? I probably need to clean the more dubious stuff off first though

Tell me what you need norah.

Is it tweed shorts?

And yes liv. Just let me grab some dettol.

ugh. I'm at the usual cringey bit where I don't want to say cunt, but I'm also not 14.
fmtl.

ooh yes mouse. yes indeedy.

awwight liv? So where are the arawenches (present company notwithstanding of course)?

I like cock.

in a descriptive way. you know?

CHECKING IN

Dooooo itttttttttt SF

Pretty please.

Talk to me! What do you want from me?

I'm here!

k.so you're in bed and a movement catches your eye. you look towards your bedroom door...

So do you want the Arawenches to be nice norah, or naughty for you?

To be frank norah, I'd hide under the bed clothes

well. I'm wondering about posting the next part of araporn.
make me want to post wenches. doooo iiiiit.

I'm watching Mike Leigh's Pirates of Penzance and there's a pirate that looks like Porthos Bit gutted that the Pirate King is a bit of a minger though

Comtess mine is the actual Footner, but I got a second one for half price deal because DD wanted to do it too and we split the cost, £10 each. I'm 9 days in and it's pretty foul. After my shower in the morning I sit on the bathroom floor and help it along, although you're not supposed to. Actually it's very therapeutic.

I put Vaseline over the tops of my feet before I used it as I didn't want that to peel. I'm wearing sandals to go out and you can't see what's going on underneath. I don't know how long it will carry on peeling for. Will keep you posted.

Why is it peeling so much? I'm both fascinated and repulsed by it.

norah, why you're looking especially alluring this evening. Mind if I join you?

There is nothing cringed about the word cunt. #ownsit

Hilarious thread today wenches, particularly the flouncing.

I have spent my entire working day looking for a part time job. I am the flakiwst person in the world. For reasons somewhat unbeknown to me I am bored and don't like my new job even though there is absolutely nothing wrong with it.

SF - go on, you know you want to.

DrIsdy is off out, do in bed and read to so I'm living it up and colouring the grey. Afterwards I shall be having a long soak in the bath, odd only with an I-device if there's anything decent to read

Meanwhile, behold pink suit of awesomeness

Norah I've just finished my exercise class and I'm all hot and sweaty. That doing owt for you?

Ooh issy, I bet that looks fab on you, fantastic colour.

Ahh, you know me I'm not shy of using the word cunt, it just seems a bit... I dunno. I want the equivalent of throbbing cock and sopping cunt isn't it I'm afraid.

Any way.

OIT WENCHES GET YOUR CUNTS TO THE SNUGGERY.

Oooh I like that issy , I like it a lot.

Love the colour Issy

Hot and sweaty you say Letus

anne are you all caught up? Have you read the pillar scene that gave comtess such a thrilling time?