Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

My feet started to peel. Lovely.

oooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoh mousey it's wrong and yet....

Soz wenches, I didn't realise the image of me in my slightly knackered somewhat thread bare short shorts as I reach up to the top shelf and then bend to pick something up was something you'd be into. Oopsie, was that a seam ripping there?

I can't see where it is, could you look for me?

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Oooh drinky you're so sexy innit.

baddz are they actual flip-boots you own?

Away, fancy?

norah dd I miss a photo of your sexy white pins somewhere?

I haven't got a clue what most of you are talking about.

Congrats to ToddlerElk.

Oh lovely Drink, mine are still peeling.

I listened to the Tom radio play, but to be honest, it's not really my sort of thing and I don't think I'll bother with the rest of it. I enjoyed the others he did, but this one was lost on me.

Evening wenches.

Mouse "her flapjacks are a trifle dry" made me snort

Fancy I suspect there's plenty of starch in John Thornton to make sure there's enough stiffness for everyone

I think I'll stare at this for a while

Where's the fun in that drink?

Don't worry apricot, we're just killing time until norah's shorts split & we get flashed

Mouse who does the voice in that trailer? It sounds a bit like Luke Evans..

I know norah, I know.

alibabs that's Matt Ryan en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Ryan_(actor) he also plays Constantine in the criminally short lived hellblazer adaptation. Mr Mouse loves hellblazer, possibly more than me and the kids and has been gutted its been cancelled. So he asked if I'd share it with you wenches to build the love for it.

The Cyrano thingy isn't working for me

m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=0VukUg5Jh6k apparently I have power and influence on mumsnet

NO THEY ARE NOT drink!
Good grief.

I am so sad Constantine has been cancelled :(
Such a shame.

Good point letus, plus he looks like he has decades of repression to throw off. Just imagine all those pent-up sexual feelings needing to be unleashed.

Excellent thoughts for me to take to my exercise class Fancy

Best get changed

I know badders. And the shite they keep on? Ridiculous.

I reckon it's going to be the next firefly

Wash was in a knights tale! I totally forgot til I watched it in Netflix the other day!

Evening all.

Nothing to report - just checking in really. I appear to have had a large plate of carbs for tea so I'm off out for a walk to the shop to buy chocolate.

I will try and work out what you're all on about later..

Afternoon wenches

Oooh I remember that Matt Ryan. He was in the Tudors. Lush. Luke Evans also Welsh of course. . My favourite of all is Michael Sheen tho only in a respecting of the talent way, not in a fuckable sense.

I'm fiddling around with the leads in my car trying to get radio Iplayer to work through my phone so I can get Tom as Cyrano coming in my ears (Pheonix nights) on the way to spin. Elk is in major reverie so I can't wait.

I'm doing spin and yoga tonight. Talk of lots of back work so will report back with anything good for poorly wenches.

Oh and Mouse yy to the heels. You need heels or boots to flounce in. Fact.

WW HAPPY WENCHIVERSARY. So pleased you found us

Fancy I'm with you on the tweed . I never got over having to wear a fucking kilt at my school. Itches to fuck. However , having said that the shorts sound cool Norah and issy I think a bit of jackie O is always a good look. I'm more of a silk person .

Right I'm going to be late. Laters

By the way Helen will you have actual honey from your bees? If that isn't too stupid a question?

madame did you get to yoga or were you stymied by the mother?

Oh and Apes and Drink I'm fascinated by this non footner. How peels are they?? Do they look foul? How quickly would I have to do this before my holiday not to look grotesque in my Birkies??

ooh, is that on this autumn? might give it a go.

I'm wondering about seeing if SF wants to post this evening. What do you think? I've got more story done so I could... You know, maybe if the arawenches were nice enough....

Are you feeling inspired norah?

maybe mouse.
may.
be.
is this you flirting?
not that you need to, being so powerful and all.