Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

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As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

Baddz I thought for an awful moment that those were your feet

Went to the cricket yesterday and watched lots of extremely young, fit, HBFs getting sweaty. Was an excellent way to spend a Sunday!

Have read the thread, haven't absorbed much. Mouse I did read the pirate porn. DH caught me reading it on my iPad in bed the other night, he just rolled his eyes - nothing surprises him any longer

WW the tea sipping and accompanying downcast eyes are just a front to hide the perverted twinkle underneath..

This is fascinating!

Ali!!!
I know i haven't used drinkys non footner footner yet, but really!!!

What did you think of it ali?

ww have you based your opinions on English people on midsummer murders?

I'm a bit caffine deprived, what can I say

The thoughts went thus

'oh that's Baddz in flip flops'
'wtf is on her leg'
'ohh, it's all one thing'
'surely that isn't Baddz'

I hate Mondays, and that has made me

mouse I loved it. Some of the stuff on there is a bridge too far, but I shall definitely be re-visiting the site.

I am glad to be of service
They are a thing of Wonder arent they!?
I hate Monday's too

I love the idea you think I am normal ww

yes I have read it and ooooooooooooooooooooooofffffff and hhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnng.

what did you think?

this one is going to be a BIg One.

I have tweed short shorts which I wear with thick tights and boots in winter. That do you?

I have tweed skirts, ww, worry not My going away outfit was Donegal tweed and I also have a vintage bright pink tweed suit (v. Jackie Kennedy).

Folk tweed shorts! I am in awe!

Thank God Issy

Ooh, tweed shorts Norah phwooar

Mouse Yep, that show might have something to do with it

No tweed here ww

I melted into a puddle of lust norah. There's a pic of the Edward body and voice actor btw.

I have tweed short shorts too

He is welsh (where is comtess? Working no doubt) and is sexy as fuck.

WW : "but you all looked like normal people". Looks can be deceiving. Nothing normal about us lot!

Elk, I have listed to Cyrano. Wasn't it great?

Lusting over Norah in her tweed shortie shorts!

ooh, interesting...

They are pretty old now though, so might not make it another winter.

Norah...there is no nice way to say this...
Your tweed shorts have given me the fanny gallops!

What's with all the tweed shorts!?
I shall explode with lust at this rate!
Yes Norah...I have a bad feeling about this one....:(
Last weeks was pretty awful...poor shireen. Stannis can fucking do one

norah that's not helping - now all the oversexed wenches are imagining splitting seams

m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=Glg3l5lZtTY for norah

badders are you ok down there?

Was it all the shorts?