Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

Have you read the pirate porn yet?

Love flouncing Mouse

Elk it was in April I discovered you so I didn't sit outside I was probably looking for pics of Athos/Tom and must have clicked on something and there you were My first thougt was "OMG they're just like ME" and the second "but, but, they're MOTHERS"

I still have som cat barf to wipe up btw

Mouse sounds like a plan (esp. the RA bit)

May go back and read rest of thread - a weekend of bbqs, lack of sleep, slight hangovers and Rivers of London meant I barely touched the Interweb.

Oh yes - mothers. We have no life outside our children you know...

speaking of which, one hive down, one to go, lunch being shoveled in, and school run time....

I just didn't expect British mums to be quite so ....... pervy

I know, wicked. They're disgusting, that's what they are.

drink

I think we should be made to hand in our libidos at the hospital after giving birth and then only get them back after our kids have gone to university/gotten jobs/moved out.

Mothers should not be having any sort of sexy thoughts at all.

Thank God you and me are so classy

I am at a difficult age - at least this is what I keep telling Dh anyone who wlll listen
I don't have any energy and what energy I do have is taken up with lusting after HBF who young enough to be my children :(
Sigh.
All well.
Back to it then.....

Afternoon

I love the flouncing plan mouse, just make sure you wear good flouncing shoes - you can't flounce in flip flops. Think majestic And if you flounce well enough I wouldn't even begrudge you a shag with RA as John Thornton, just leave some starch in his collar for the rest of us 'k?

That's the one drink, it was pretty trashy, but the Mrs Bennett twist was good and I think they were trying do so something with Wickham, but it felt unresolved.

helen - I'm late with both cats for their flea treatment, but as my early warning system (my ankles) hasn't been activated, I hope I've got away with it.

badders, but hopefully it will now get properly fixed.

ww - ignore drink she's just uptight and repressed

Ds1 finds my lust filled thoughts quite funny, bless him.
Lots of eye rolling and shaking of his head.
"Oh, mum. Is it another one?"

It's the GofT finale tonight

I thought you Brits just sat in your stately homes and/or stone house in cute village sipping tea. No?

We do ww, but underneath that serene and civilised exterior is a seething mass of lust and perverted longings. It all comes out in private and in public internet forums

Er...no.

Any tweed skirts?

Nope.
I have a nice denim number.
I water it with knee length boots.
But not these......

Ahem...wear!

No tweed????

WTF is that Bads

No idea.
Saw it on Twitter.
Maybe it's for Cowboys with hot feet?

I wear lots of linen ww just call me Baddz of the FO
I keep eating shit.
Wish I could stop :(

Not your actual shit, you understand.
Just rubbish food.
Ugh.

I think those are what fancy means when she says inappropriate footwear for flouncing

Absofuckinglutely mouse. No one could pull off a flounce in those.

I've just been googling 'fuck off boots' to find a pic of what would be good flouncing footwear & found some shoes that have 'Fuck Off' inscribed on the sole in gold lettering . Sadly they are all men's shoes

I sort of envisioned you all to be quite posh and well put together and I would look like I was on my way to go camping. But you all looked like normal people