Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

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As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

I'm not Fancy!
People are confused by me.
I am team Athos.
Aramis is my second.
And I love Kingy. Not to shag, just love him.

What am I missing on Netflix?

Yes, that's one of the key exhibits of 'Tom trouser magnetism' , another being the dark denim Sunday Brunch spreadage. UNF. The Brunch pic of course having the double denim spread of Santi too. Top. Fucking. Photos.

I have promised NowTv to ds1 once we have seen 24th June and his final exam on it's way. Planning a summer of GoT seeing as so many of you love it. Will it be embarrassing to watch with an 18 yr old son? ?

Also ref Merlin. I always struggled with it cos I think you were meant to perve at Arthur a bit. And he has a more than passing resemblance to said (nearly) 18 yr old son. So just sends out WRONG! Message to brain.

Ah I understand now chaise

And I agree, Kingy is marvellous. Not to shag, just huge fun

LetUs - snap - also on Jonathan Strange

Yes I think you were meant to perve at Arthur comtess (he frequently got his shirt off), but he's not really my sort, he always looked more boylike than manly to me. I think we were supposed to lust over Sir Percival too, but I never got that either. I just held out for the Lancelot & Gwaine bits

Ds1's gf has been on to me about worrying about when Ds1 off in France on his cycling hol with Mr C. I reassured her by reminding her 1) they are sharing a room so they'd better not be any women in there 2) they're covering quite a distance so Sudocrem covered arses aren't that attractive 3) I'm sure French women as equally just as amused as us just to ogle the Lycra crotches and make mental judgements out of 10. Or is this just me? #mamil #objectification #davidgandyish

Have we had Rock Star Athos yet this thread ? I'll be his groupie !

I like watching cycling comtess, but not to perve over them, all that Lycra is not a good look I agree. There are hardly any cyclists who inspire lustful feelings in me.

Well, after that healthy dose of Athos/TB pictures for this evening, I'm safe in the knowledge that my subconcious is thoroughly uncooperative and I'm probably going to dream about going shopping, or something dull.

Night all.

I really need to get to bed and get some sleep. So of course I am watching Pride and Prejudice (TV version). I have an urge to kick Lydia hard.

Kick her from me too letus. Did you ever watch Lost in Austen?

Night wenches

There is a fucking great bit of beard/silk/thigh action which appeals rather intensely to me. Extraordinarily good.

Brava Nonny. Very very very good.

I thought Netflix was shite, it never had a film when I actually searched for it. It was great for DS3 to indulge his vampire obsession watching The Little Vampire 65 billion times a day. I do fancy box sets now, but we usually just buy them.

I looked at Amazon Prime thing but it appears that I have to pay for the film I want to watch on top if the subscription which seems shit.

I quite like Lydia. Jane drives me mental and makes me want to throw things.

I bought a newspaper for the first time in forever today and I am still reading it. It takes forever.

Anyway now I am going to bed to read until my book hits my head.

Love to all.

Night comtess & anne

Mrs Bennett annoyed me in that version, I mean I know we are supposed to find her annoying, but it was more than that. But as everyone else seemed to love Alison Steadman in it, I think I'm in the minority. I thought Alex Kingston's Mrs Bennett in Lost in Austen was a very good twist.

Morning wenchies.
Yes drink that's exactly what he was expecting.

Don't like Lydia because she comes across as a spoilt brat, but I like that she tries to be herself IySWIM? Jane. Is such a doormat though. Ugh.

I feel like this today, so laterszzz
Xx

Morning Wenches

Today is my 1 year anniversay here on MN

Little did I know, when I googled musketeers and perverts, how much fun it would bring me

ILYA

Norah...
Ww...happy anniversary my little meatball x
Dentist today....think kindly etc...:(

Morning.

As it's Monday I have a new video for you. Has a lot of our fave bits in it from S 1 AND 2 plus great music

Good luck Bads

Some property porn.

objekt.fastighetsbyran.se/Objekt/?source=Hemnet&ObjektId=1368306&images=1

Good luck Baddz. Really hope they get it sorted for you this time.

Morning wenches.

Happy wenchiversary Wicked!

Hope you get sorted at the dentist Badderz.

Yy Jane is annoying also. Mr Collins is superbly creepy. Not seen Lost in Austen. I enjoyed Austenland though.

Have a serious case of the mehs today.

Morning all. Have managed to pull a back muscle somehow. you can picture me lurching through the day doing my best Quasimodo impression

Good find on the video Sparks

I read a summary of Pride and Prejudice from Mrs Bennets point of view once which was v. good - turned the book rather upside down. but she's still irritating. and I'm with Norah on thinking that at least Lydia goes for what she wants rather than being a soppy doormat. You ok Norah?

Happy anniversary to WW

Good luck to Badders

Off to the snuggery now before I knuckle down to work...

Morning everyone.
Happy anniversary WW.
Good luck bads.
Love the clip Sparks.

Morning all. ww happy anniversary! Love that you wrote "musketeers perverts" and we appeared...

letus oooh have you seen Star Trek Into Darkness? (Batchtastic). Its just appeared on Neflix. I only saw a bit of it last night but he was striding round all tall and masterful dispatching klingons. Basically sherlock with a big ray gun. Simon Peggs scottish accent is terrible but never mind.

Pride and Prejudice the book and the bbc version are every single word 100% note-perfect imo. I love them soooooo much.

My mum is off today and dp is back at some unknown time.