Swagger Inn: Thread 99 - European Wenches Unite in Filth and Debauchery

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

As you were. Please wash your HBFs before entering the tavern. We have a Health and Safety inspection later this week.

Badders

Merlin:
s1 ep5
s2 ep4
s3 ep13
s4 eps 1, 2 & 9 for Santi

drink, never mind fannying around with the lock, just go round with the drill

Oh, does he want a sexy night, norah.?

Thanks fancy

The porn'll cheer you up norah

badders, keep an eye out for Sir Gwaine too, he's this one

Well hello gawaine!
How you doin?

Ahem badders. Behind me in the queue if you don't mind

Rochefort sniffing Aramis

Oh dear.
You know I don't share nicely

God I feel like shite.
Am going to tell the dentist that he sorts this bloody tooth out ASAP. I am so DONE.

Can't blame him really ww

Fancy

My poor wifey

Well we can sort out a rota, but you lot on Team Athos don't seem to do civilised

Good luck with the dentist, is that tomorrow?

Erm EXCUSE Me, but it was ME who pointed out that Santi(Lancelot) was in Merlin.
and ME that suggested how Devine Gwaine was.

Do you can all get in the queue behind ME, for these two!!

baddz my deepest sympathy re tooth. It's worse that going for a vag exam!

Thread 3,4 or 6 or something.
Fastforward to thread 99.
Deja-vu.

Get in the queue Fancy.
Errrr behind me.

I'll sort out the Rota. This time, me thinks, fur Lancelot and Gwaine.

My apologies chaise. I didn't realise you were Team Santi

Night wenches

For Team Athos

And I've just flipping cancelled Netflix because the free month was up today. It'll be on at some stage

Helen well done wench, I thought we needed him on thread. Oooof. And UNF.

LetUs Ooof. One of my favourite photos that you. Spreadage with trouser magnetism. You just have to peer in depth at the trouserage.

I'm in the bath with my REN fruit acid face mask thing on. It's amazing. I will look better tomorrow. And Tfft.

Eh, how can you live without Netflix, letus?!
I'm sure there might be other providers
With potentially better films but I think NF is great and such a great value for money!

"trouser magnetism"

You're welcome Comtess

We have Sky Drink, and an Amazon fire stick.

I'm on episode five of Jonathan Strange and I'm still not sure. Only two more weeks so I may as well persevere.