Swagger Inn: Thread 98 - Keep Wenching, How Else Do We Know We're Truly Alive?

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Hope it's not a duplicate!

Ought to get moving & do some jobs I suppose, have a lovely day everyone

I forgot to say morning to you all!

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Feck me elk that was ammmaaaaazing. Not sure what it says about me when you have to 'clamber off' but hey, I'll go with it if it means I get those luffly pics and to spend the night with you on top for once eh?

Awww happy birthday to mini-ishbadsz and good luck mouse am arfing at you taking the TM (yto) to see the minion aisle

I'd struggle not TO Peel the skin off as well aprwesz it's a Wench Thing.

Oh fancy that was spectacular timing then wasn't it? how funny is that? Arf. I'm watching from that tree

Liv - that stays here ok? It's for wenches, not the dungeon.

Rights, school run done, second load in the machine, stray chicken herded back into the run. Work. FML etc.

Mouse....I feel your pain!
Ds1 had to have an op when he was 2.5. It took 7 nurses and me to hold him down to get the cannula in :(
Fucking hell, it was grim.
Gin for later?

mouse good luck with the audiologist. I'm though at the musketeers being 'good boys and getting a treat if they sit nicely and quietly'.

badds I can recommend Dr Ranj. No, seriously. Thanks to Get Well Soon programme on cbeebies DD is happy to have spray up her nose, her blood taken, sun cream put on, etc, etc. Unless you had already tried that, then soz, I can't help .

letus I too use the tablets you mentioned (I get them in Asda or Lidl I think). I give DD half a loratadine tablet every other day, alternated with the loratadine syrup. I refuse to give her the syrup every day, I think it's disgraceful the amount of sugar they put in kiddies meds. by the time you give them calpol, ibuprofen, some vits and antihistamines they're pumped up with sugar - don't need sweets!

Nooooorrrrrrr ^^ Alright, you gorgeous wench?

Helen You are SO sensible - I would have been happy to supply a jar from the Cardinal's stash but it's probably for the best if the Tav has its own jar

Fancy See how good Helen is? Now you don't have to worry about the origins of any jar that I provide

how's it hanging drink? Don't you have an appointment today? I so good luck, if not, well, good good.

that sound terrible badsz I wonder why they don't relax them a bit with gas and air if it's that difficult? Maybe it's too dangerous for litl'ins?

right, orf on nursery run, laterz

It was awful.
and the nurses were horrible too.
I am contemplating diy dental work tbh......fucking hurts think it's a root canal job :(

norah do you mean the audiologist appt for DD? we went yesterday. she has glue ear. Her hearing is borderline normal but there is a tiny hearing loss that can come and go due to glue ear.

Called the reception of her waterrelatedactivity yesterday to speak to the teacher before the next week's lesson and she was supposed to call back. I haven't heard back. I need to speak to her cause she kept on commenting how DD is airy fairy at the lessons but it seems she most probably just can't hear her in the noise! There is no time or place to speak about it before the lesson so if she doens't call back I'll be very .

Did we miss this, or has it been posted and I blanked it? (From JP's twitter) There's a couple of queenie too

[pain killers] and for Badders
[hot-line to teacher] for drink
[back to work] for me

Oh well, empty tavern - just me and the HBFs... what's a girl to do?
Yeah - that.

Mouse...hope.all.went well x

Should I warn Badders that she has exploding Athos...?

Hopes all went well with mini mouse and mini drink.
Glue ear can be well nasty.
Dh is taking us out to dinner. I have only cooked twice in 3 weeks. That helps.

Helen...oh I will make him explode, alright!

In other news, got Ds some nose spray and new tablets from Dr.
Sorted mums holiday insurance out for her (only had to do it 3 times, the mad old bat)
2 loads of washing done and dried.
Cleaned loos and bathroom.
2 hours of ironing.
I am sooooo tired. It's hell week (pre blob week for the uninitiated) and I feel like utter utter shit.
Tooth not helping.
And I have lots of people coming tomorrow for ds1s b day tea. Ugh. Thank fuck I've even bought her cupcakes this year.
We are surprising him with a trip to see Jurassic world tomorrow morning. Or Dh may have to go instead. I feel proper rough.

Thank you for the Luca video Fancy, he's so lovely.

Hope everything went well Mouse.

Enjoy your meal out Chaise.

for Badders and me.

Hope all went well Mouse

Congrats MiniBads

Drinking and watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, they're totally crazy

Toddlermouse's hearing is absolutely fine. No problems. I feel terrible for thinking this but I almost wish it had been glue ear or something wrong with his hearing. Just so his lack of speech and development would have a cause and they'd be able to do something . We're now back to where we were in terms of not knowing a thing.

I'll be 'kay wenches. It's just a bit disappointing. He is still my awesome toddlermouse.

Hope minibaddz had a lovely day with loads of presents.

Oh and my ovens fixed now too which is very nice.

Mouse....I get it, honestly x
I am watching murder in successville on iplayer - how did I miss this!? Hilarious

Drink did you get your call-back?
Elk is BabyElk better today
Comtess drink the Prosecco and dish the dirt

Anywench we need a new thread...

Evening wenches. I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee until Monday

Pleased that the hearing test went well Mouse. DS2 went to see an audiologist as part of the investigations into his speech delay. All normal which, like you say, was a bit disappointing oddly.

Those are beautiful pictures Apricot.

They're showing the first season of Sherlock again on the Watch channel. The first one was on last week. I thought of you when I was watching it Wicked

Queenie does look beautiful, but she also looks older. Which I guess may be the idea. It's the hair I think. That hair is telling me she is over Aramis (S2 =lots of loose behaviour hair) & taking her regal duty seriously.