Evening wenches!!
FMW (week). TFIF tomorrow
So.
Nooorraaaah - fuckadoodle do. It's not a sign. It's a fuck up. Try and recover. Dooooo it.
Sparkle - top wenching. I thought it was perfectly obvious what the magic sentence was. And you got in in one 
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elk The lamp in question was not in the current JL catalogue. I really can't go into it all sober though so you will have to wait for Friday Prosecco time.
Marmite. Hmmm. Good for your b12. I like it in the same way I like a bowl of Kellogg's cornflakes if haven't had them for 4 years or so. Same for marmite on toast. You think 'wow, delicious' but if you have it again too quickly you then go off it a bit. Does this make any sense?
Chaise. I'm a bit worried about you but I can completely understand the complexity of no support.
Um.
Oh yes.
The Tom facial hair here is the mildly comedic Airplane scenario. Ditto bbc hickey pic. I'm really hoping he is proper bearding up now. However this whole Cyrano photos thing proves that even with no beard he can look sexy as fuck and that's no mean feat with the Russian look. I'm panicking about cyrano as bound to miss it cos of work. Will I be able to download from I player radio? Can you I player all radio do you know? Cos they don't podcast everything eg just a minute which always annoys me as I sometimes miss weeks and then it's gone. Please help techno people.
Hope Fancy and Madame are coping with parental invasions.
Um.
Im rambling people.