Swagger Inn: Thread 98 - Keep Wenching, How Else Do We Know We're Truly Alive?

[LetUsPrey]

Hope it's not a duplicate!

I looooooove marmite.
at the cardinal though

for chaise

DS has now been swimming and is winging because it's time for bed - despite the fact he's had 30 minutes extra

Latersssssssssssssssssssss

Cease and dentsist!

(Sorry badders )

Where is everybody?

I'm here again, briefly, while I wait for DS to do his own readig then I have ot go back up.

I did wonder why Badders was doing the twist on monday, and why she was so hacked off about it.

Awright wenches.

God what a day....Babyelk has been hard work, the poor thing's been running a temp, but after 14 hrs of limpet baby my arms are exhausted and my nerves are shot...I've actually started running away from her

you know what you need to do to take care of yourself xx

and comtess the self-hug thing.....totally in agreement, there's something just meltingly lovely about his cuddly body language, utterly belied by the naughty smirk and hickey of course, which smacks of something else entirely....maybe its the dichotomy between the two that's so attractive

and Marmite....delicious on toast, smeared over a leather clad, bearded hottie...notsomuch you need Nutella for that

ugh, the thought of him watching me like that is a bit... grim.
I like marmite though. but not on a person. no. that's what mint choc chip or marshmallow and maltesers is for. try it. the marshmallow and malteser combo. fffffuuuuccccckkkkk. it's like heaven is having an orgasm in your mouth.
and, is exactly what porthosees'zssss jizz tastes of.
I'e been writing mouse amongst all the tea/washing/reading and bedtimes.

As toppings go that's a bit sweet for my liking.

But I think the purely dessert route would be nice, banoffee or cherry pie. Pooh bear ice cream………

Nutella is popular amongst the Capaldians...

Awwww Nor you would love a bit of the Cardinal really - in fact I reckon you all would, you are all just in denial ^^

We don't tend to go for bananas - PC already has a rather impressive one

Evening. Here but tired

Angel Delight definitely has to be banana by the way, or butterscotch at a push. Strawberry just tastes of synthetic yuckkiness, whilst the other two are obviously wholesome and natural

for WW

Of course butterscotch is completely natural.

I'm off to bed to see if I can listen to PC reading 'The Birds' before I fall asleep - see you all tomorrow!

mouse the salty taste of the maltesers really helps. I can't eat a lot of it but fackinell it's goooood.

All angel delight is the jizz of Satan. And anything banana flavoured is his arse gravy.

Didn't anyone else like those gifs I tirelessly and selflessly posted? they made TH morph into TRH and I am still OTH.

Gifs? Where?

Oh but before I go have a pic of a real HBF!

Evening wenches.

Have been hiding in the cwtch cupboard.

"Hi, I'd like to speak to Mr NameOfPerson"

"Sorry, but he isn't in the office today. He's back tomorrow but I'll try his assistant for you." [no reply] "Sorry to keep you. His assistant is away from her desk and his secretary is on another call. Could I ask his assistant to phone you?"

"No, only he can deal with this."

"I can send a message for him to contact you tomorrow?"

"No, I need to speak to him today. Now."

"WELL, HE STILL ISN'T FUCKING WELL HERE YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD AND I CAN'T FUCKING MAKE HIM FUCKING MAGICALLY APPEAR" is what I wanted to say.

Angel Delight - no. Marmite - NO. Nutella - yes. Nutella on Nutella - YES

for LetUs What is it that makes some people behave like entitled arses. I bet half of them wouldn't dare be so rude to your face.

Norah salty malteasers? WTAF are you eating? No, strike that, I'm not sure I want to know

for Letus

Night wenches

I posted links to Porthos gifs mouse although now I think of it...that WSB gif deserves to be reposted.

Yes Helen. The inside is a bit salty. try it before you start implying I'm talking about Something Else eh? EH?? #onetrackmind

night ww

Evening all.

Here, sort of, but off to bed. Knackered.

Hope all are dandy - when is it the weekend?

One day to go Mavis just hang Milady in there

Norah I have eaten Malteasers with great enthusiams and dedication. I have never tasted salt. Wierd things, tastebuds.

I just looked at those gifs Norah. Starting to feel better

I'm sure that so many people weren't this rude (the ones we deal with at work) a few years ago. Knobs.

Yes Mavis, weekend. Are we nearly there yet?

Hmm, last 20 minutes of Guardians of the Galaxy or last 45 minutes of Captain America: Winter Soldier?