Swagger Inn : Thread 96 - Wenches Do Eurovision - Douze Points Pour Tous Les HBFs

[Cinnamoncookie]

Here's some lovely Musketeeryness to decorate the new thread

Probably best you don't cin. Ears have been known to bleed during Eurovision.

You know, I don't give a flying fuck who wins.

Better get the tea in before voting starts

Luffs you too Norah

Whose getting on to the Tav table with us?

I've just found a owl of sales leaves.

Ok so predictions:

Sweden
Lithuania
Russia
The big woman. I forget which country but she had lungs and was good dancy.

Australia coukd have walked it if they had a decent act.

(Strips)
(Swings letus around)
Foxtrots

Awwwight Bea!
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Counts

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Bit dizzy now.

Serbia I think she was MrsB. Something about Beauty lalalalala

Ok I'm back for conchita.

It's like looking at me before I get ready in the morning. Uncanny in fact.

Cin. Is there a reason behind having an ear mic thingy and holding the moc thingy?

Love the 'owl of salad leaves'

Well done mouse. Have you twiddled your knobs?

(Tweaks in Beas, er, face?)

norah I just let nature take its course.

The inear is a feed of the backing track.

Arf. I mean twerks. Of curse.

(Grinds)
(Or something sexy)

What is an owl of sales leaves ? Is it like the seagull flies low across the olive groves

So why is there a mic thingy on it?

Oh feck. There's a kid singing now. Yikes. get te feck

Can we please start the bloody voting know!!!!

Tweak away Nor, tweak away.

Aww bless. 14 year old with a big voice. Good for him.

Mayyyybeeeee.

I bet he has a lot of friends.

Now not know!!!