Swagger Inn : Thread 96 - Wenches Do Eurovision - Douze Points Pour Tous Les HBFs

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Here's some lovely Musketeeryness to decorate the new thread

Morning wenches.

Lots of wenchy luck today Madame.

I had a little giggle to myself when Hawkeye said "it would be my genuine pleasure" and pictured various wenches drooling

I remember the dinky debacle. Dinky? As if.

Good night then was it Flopsy? And a man bun you say?

Laterz wenches

Did somebody say man bun?

Madame - you will be fab. You are a wench.

I watched Jayne Eyre and the Fifty Shades and then I perused the link that Sparks posted so went to bed about when Mave did. Took a further hour or so to actually sleep as I was so friggin OTH and DS3 had swapped places with DH so was in my bed. I did contemplate going in and harassing DH.

MORNING WENCHEZ!!!

I have not RTFT

Bank holiday mayhem is now over, and I need another one to recover from four days of lifting/shifting/standing about. I have rediscovered muscles I didn't know I had, by making them tired. DH's back is completely knackered and his MRI scan for today was cancelled on Sunday

Anywaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy. Today I have a friend coming with small people, and due to the previous four days of mayhem, there has been no housework or tidying done and the house is like a bomb site with another bomb exploded on top of it for good measure. Argh. So I should be tidying, not wenching.
AND it's DS birthday tomorrow so I need to do things like make a cake and wrap presents. Which further reduces wenching time. The only plus point is that I took time off the Tues/Weds office jobs, so at least I can forget about those this week. Though I'm still meant to be freelancing but they think I'm at the office jobs, so ha!

Speaking of work GOOD LUCK Madame!!!!!! and all other wenches - for Mavis with extra caffiene.

Now I need to make breakfast and get tidying. Can someone send Mary Poppins over to do the finger clicky thng and get all the cr@p to tidy itself away? Pretty Please? No? Oh well, FML etc....

Have you calmed down yet love?

"The internet is full of crap" LOL, I think we're responsible for a hefty chunk of that

and no I haven't caught up yet....I think it's looking less and less likely

Well I've watched AA
Hawkeye leaves me cold...very bad dye job!!
Quite like tony stark

Good luck Madame

I was still awake when the birds started singing & it got light This was my punishment for sleeping till 11 yesterday morning. I purposely read until 1.45 to make myself tired - but no. I found some quite good fanfic which was an alternative ending to S2 written in turn from the perspective of Anne, Aramis & Rochefort.

Anyway. Just wanted to add to the chorus of Good luck for Madame though by the time you read this, it'll be more a 'hope it all went wench' type of message.

The tshirt is doing things here wenches. OOOOFFFFTTTTTTT

Good luck madame. Inthink you should tell them: do you knwonwho I am? I'm *madame^!

helen'that's crap About MRI. I must have missed 20 odd threads what's wrong with your Dh but hope he's ok.

Oh fuck you, big thumb.

Drink we don't know what's wrong with it - it just constantly hurts. We're hoping the MRI will show something that cam be fixed. Failing that I need to move Elk down here so I don't need to crack his back for him any more. On the plus side they phoned at 8:30 to say that the MRI machine was fixed and did he want to come in after all. So he'll have been a bit late, but at least it should have been done.

Still not RTFT because I'm not online. Obviously.

FGS. What is it about Chile & actors? Or does every male over there look like the ones I have come across? cough

But seriously...a priest?

Morning

Am trying to summon up enough enthusiasm to go to the shops for food.

I'm amused at the idea that reading TM fanfiction before bed will induce sleep - what were you thinking sparks? That Santi pic is bloody gorgeous

Good luck with the mountain of work helen & your DH's scan.

for all the sleep deprived and a kick up the arse for me, or there'll be nothing for dinner tonight.

It wasn't smut Fancy. Just a story.

Though it did have Aramis in it. Hmmmm, maybe you're right.

MORNING FUCKERSSZZZSSZZ

Hello! Waiting for id card man to make me (another) id card. Thank you for all the good luck wishes.

sparks that santi pic is fucking hhnnnng! What is it from - that us crime show thing?

mave totally with you on bourne. Hwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhghggg.

Oh im off. helen hope dh is ok.

Hello you lovely wenches

Hope everyone is okay - I have just popped in after my weekend of "special punishment" to say hello before I go and read the latest araporn.

Fucking hhhnnnng indeed Madame

Must be Covert Affairs. Unless he's done a succession of frying pan films...

No, it is CA - the tat. Though I may have to rewatch THAT as well now as I don't recall that tshirt.

Wenches - just a little present for you...

No need to thank me - but check out those wrists and that lickable stomach.....

You have to click on the picture to get the full effect

liv can you post some nice pix of pc sometimes? Like that one of him in thr luffly polo neck jumper?

Are you sure it's not what's inside the t-shirt Sparks?

Hell's bells, this thread's nearly over and I haven't read any of it! That'll teach me to go awol, or let a pesky thing like RL get in the way of wenching!

Eurovision and visit to the in-laws went well and we have a mountain of leftovers (including cake!) to eat after doing dishes from all 27 nations in the finals.

Off to read back over the last few pages to find out what everyone's been up to...

Madame Leaving aside the obvious comment about him looking hot in all of his pics, do you mean this one

Garghh. New job is terrifying.