Swagger Inn : Thread 96 - Wenches Do Eurovision - Douze Points Pour Tous Les HBFs

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Here's some lovely Musketeeryness to decorate the new thread

Slovenia - 2

Don't worry badders, you won't be alone in having a disturbed evening, I'm expecting plenty of interruptions & haven't started drinking yet either

She had a crochet dres though. So there's that.

Graham didn't know, Anne, hence my prediction

Oh, 7 for the dress alone. Gavel.

They want to depress everyone?!

Thanks norah

I give Slovenia a 4

I liked the 'tache song from France last year

Um, I just downloaded the app to vote

Oh look, another nul points for France.

France - not a bad voice. Depressing as fuck song. There's a place for political pop, and Eurovision ain't it

This is depressing bilge.
She looks like Claudia winkleman if majorly she let herself go....

I'm here with Budweiser and bushmills (not at the same time obvs)

I don't know what france was thinking tbh. She's not Patricia Kaas and it ain't the '90s.

Ok, so this is very erm earnest innit. You. Know. Kill ourselves.

5

I like the background though innit.
And she's older, yes I think she's ok, it's just a bit, well, shit

baddz

No., no!
Don't do the hand thing!
Arb....

(harks back to old thread. Cuts and pastes as it wouldn't post)

Madame! Do Not follow Drinks link (about the sleb gossip) and scroll down to item 125. You will be very disappointed. Plus, LetUs - there's good news for you in item 92.......

(I have wasted ages on that link and I have soooo much ironing to do....)

I'm going to watch Thor as I haven't actually wrapped it up for ds's birthday yet

The blokes are not hot

Fucking hell!
Where did they come from?

Now if they were naked.....

Ah I see Cinn had an opinion.

Kudos to French one for doing it in French. Douse point.

Seems like it drink.

Oh god, DD & her friend are singing along, but as one of our telly's has a slight delay we're out of sync.

Oh!
Hello!

Douze

Oh god, DH and I are scoring out of 30 (song, performance and euro factor) - I'll have to adjust.

Slovenia 3. France 1.

Oh, now he's a wag isn't he?