Swagger Inn : Thread 96 - Wenches Do Eurovision - Douze Points Pour Tous Les HBFs

[Cinnamoncookie]

Here's some lovely Musketeeryness to decorate the new thread

Problem. If I leave shitepad it will switch off and I'll need to do password.im not confident I'll get in again.........

I'll fuck Sweden.

I've asked but the silly git won't get on the roof and adjust the aerial.

Good point re 2017 drink

I'd fuck Sweden

You may have to share norah

Everyone. The crops have failed and the gods are angry. Let's fuck Sweden.

Russian singer looks like Rose from Downton

Israel - hip shaky
Sweden - you know, because. They might hold it in Uppsala as it was Stockholm last time.
Montenegro - particularly liked the stamping
Georgia - WARRIOR
Italy - because why not

Oh look Azeri man has a Turkish man.

It's ok I got back In. Only took a couple of tries too.

So. If anyone aske I didn't head but the tv and move it k wenches?

Interval - time to do some (brief) parenting. Back in a mo

FUCKSAKE Mouse that is just fucking selfish.

Well. He's enjoying himself isn't he?

It was a flag he had, not a man.

Well if Sweden do win then that's group watch/meet sorted.

Oh this is doing my shitter I .
I'm clearly not as cultured as you all thing.

Fuck off weirdos. I want HBFs.

I mean. You can't dance to it.
(Gets on table anyway>

Cinnamon. Is this the sort of thing you have to deal with? Is this good? Dominoes it?

Add me to the "I'd fuck Sweden" list

Mouse you tell him if he doesn't go and twiddle the aerial, then it's the last time he'll be twiddling much of anything

Ah Norah, dancing on tables. Those were the days

DH is watching the recorded boxing now. FFS.

Am I on my own here? Hmmph.

Cock.
Shag
Willy
Bum
Fart
Cunt
Wanker
Bollock
Shit
Fuck

I bet they like to spank. The drummers. I bet they like spankong peopl sexually speaking. Pervs. like it I mean. Really. (Hoiks)

What the cunt is that? Is he dancing?

Wowzers the interval stuff is bad. It's like big band does the 70s.

And I'm back in the room

Did I miss anything?

Sorry, I wasn't listening.

Ahh letus. I luffs yooo.