Swagger Inn : Thread 96 - Wenches Do Eurovision - Douze Points Pour Tous Les HBFs

[Cinnamoncookie]

Here's some lovely Musketeeryness to decorate the new thread

Is that dress rooted to the ground?

Bless her, that dress looks like her big sister's. Why did they dress her in that, she would have looked stunning in something she suited.

Is this like a medley of 6 different songs. I bet Europe love it.

No. No no no

I quite like her. But the song is weird and doing my head in.

8 even if they're fake tats. Yes. I spelt that right.

I e had almost half a bottle of vodka.

1

Yawn worthy

It's all a bit meh. Where's all the hilarious stuff we had last year ?

Uh oh. Baseball caps. That does not bode well.

Romanian. Well done that man.

I like that this feels like a song they would have recorded, rather than written specifically for Eurovision, if that makes sense

I agree Cinn. No bonkers stuff. No good dancing stuff. It's all a bit ballads and meh.

EEEEEK WOT IS THAT IN HIS NECK. Please get it off him before it sucks his brain out through his nose.

Ah huh, I'll give it 8 because Iz slightly merry and in my mellow luffs we thine innit phase.

Ooh it's Victor zsasz from Gotham

Think the piano lid has got stuck

1. Dull.

Not enough lively stuff this year

Oh no - then he did bad English.

Was just thinking that Cinn. I've only properly liked Serbia and Sweden so far. Can't recall anything that's made me smile much, except for when Sweden man lifted his arms up.

Where on his neck, Norah ? That sparkly cravat thing ?

I like Romania.

Hello

Big five people big five.

No shit, €mrsb

Semi naked man.