Swagger Inn : Thread 96 - Wenches Do Eurovision - Douze Points Pour Tous Les HBFs

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Here's some lovely Musketeeryness to decorate the new thread

No need for the gratuitous leg shot. But go drinky! Pretty background.

8 cos it's drink. No. 9.

And I have only just poured my first drink.

I quite like this, but I wish she'd put her left hand down. It's difficult to support your singing properly sitting down - she's good

Yes. My first one too.

Don't worry, norah, 8'm not emotiinally attached

Nope.
Too shreiky.

9 for this

Germany was much better than it usually is. Mid range.

Sorry Drink but Poland is ok but nothing special.

I'm going with Sweden so far. Did WW go to bed already? Oit, we are coming (ylt) next year!

I'm still on my first bottle ...

Didn't love that, but didn't hate it either.

Well that was like a tampax advert.

I've switched to tea, drunk after two glasdes og wine.

Arf at graham. Toilet brush and love injected.

"Novelty toilet brush" - go Graham !

I'm not feeling confident about this next one. Tbh.

DH just told me Poland was one of his favourites last year

However it's not a toilet brush, it's one of those knitted teacosy toilet roll covers

Love injected?
#rohypnol

Gettinh a headache of this

6 from me for Poland. A bit dull. Sorry drink

She wins most absurd dress of the night. I do like her headress.

Jesus, wardrobe must have had to send out for extra stocks of tit tape for this evening

The lights and effects are awful. As is the dancing and the song. And the dress.

1/10 for the lighting designer - she's in silhouette far too much

I quite like this one

Dress is doing zero for her