Swagger Inn : Thread 96 - Wenches Do Eurovision - Douze Points Pour Tous Les HBFs

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Ah, not going to happen though is it. If they really wanted to win they would have sent Kylie.

What's with the hot pants and pink jumper stage right ?

Is it still the 1980's in Australia?

I went to the toilet and got snacks. What's going on?

Ok. So the European Australia will win this.

It would seem I'm pissing h off.

Hahaha MrsB.

I am wondering if I need to open my drink before DH goes out incase I can't do it. But then he is going to moan about drinking in front of the DC.

I'm halfway norah.
You can have me anytime you saucebox
I quite like this....is it oz?
Everyone will vote for it so they get a trip to oz next year!

Bored now, fuck off Australia

It's like a mix of The Blues Brothers and Imagination

2 points

IS HE WEARING SLIP OMS AND NO SOCKS.

Belgium. Giant helping of No

A 6 from me for Oz, at least it wasn't too dull

You got your snacks from the toilet mouse?

Anyone called daz is a cunt

Badsrsz where do you want me?
On,

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Wtf

2

Mr Sweden's top is my highlight so far letus

DH has just told me they are in as a 60th special and because Eurovision has huge viewing figures in Australia.

How the fuck he knows this stuff I don't know.

Is this one odd or good? I can't decide.

It's very……white. Like a futuristic advert for Daz.

I quite like this!

Oh no.
No no no
This is awful.
Get up you frightful little fucker

He's just shouting

I actually quite like this Belgium one. Not sure about the staging.

He's singing about wicked ways

Lol fancy . No bathroom snacks.

When Graham Norton leaves Eurovision, badders should totally get his job