Swagger Inn : Thread 96 - Wenches Do Eurovision - Douze Points Pour Tous Les HBFs

[Cinnamoncookie]

Here's some lovely Musketeeryness to decorate the new thread

These are the heroes of our time.

Don't like the trousers but the top and flashes of midriff makes up for them [shallow]

Soz Serbia, Sweden's my favourite

We should all vote then to make sure he wins & then we can all descend on ww

Wher is it hel this time?

Erm....

Best yet. Only one I would want to listen to again tbh.

War and Peace Tom tache !

He's not gay. Not so bad compare to the other shit we've seen so far

Oh, this reminds me of......rack brains.....erm......mort than words....

Oh. It doesn't now.

Oh no. I was tight. It does.

8

No Cyprus. No.

10 for Sweden from me. That top was worth a point alone.

I would. Definitely

This is distinctly meh.

Just had some very disappointing Aldi smoked salmon. You've let me down, Aldi - thank god for bellini

Cyprus is boring

Mine too. Love.
:(
Feeling weepy

It's in Vienna Norah.

I quite like this, but it's not a Eurovision winner.

Baddersz are you pished? Can I take advantage yet?

Sorry Mr Cyprus.

1

Boring

Thanks wenches! I may have had two glasses of wine already

Vienna really disappointed me when I finally got t try some.

5

Nul points for Cyprus

Cyprus has vanished and has been replaced by Spanish football

The European Republic of Australia.

Is he from Australia? Is that in Europe? Wenches? Hellooooooo?

God I really hope Australia win. Just out of badness.

Did he get dressed in the dark ?

Tis ok though.