Swagger Inn: Thread 95 - <boak> Musketeers do NOT wear crochet underwear <side-eyes certain wenches>

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'nuf said?

And here's the pretty...

livia - I said every type of sex you could possibly want. I don't want him to shag the Cardinal and I definitely don't want a threesome involving the Cardinal. (Dog or Trev on the other hand..... )

and then his ungloved hand would move up
and he'd tell you that
with his voice muffled by

is this strong enough letus?

Have some pretty to soothe your mind

Maimie pregnancy update here

Btw Liv thank god you've corrected your name btw. That was giving me sleepless nights ever since you joined us.

yes, I'm so glad about that too madame

oooooooohhhhhh fancy his all hot and yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh?

Madame

Fancy Dog and the Cardinal would be a good combo because of the juxtaposition of youth and experience or summat

Can someone tell Norah that at least the Cardinal doesn't wear his bellend on the outside of his uniform....

definitely norah

And then afterwards, you'd get to until

Oh liv you are funny

Exactly fancy.
Exactly.

Norah

I'm just saying - you would know about it if he dropped it on your foot.....

And we're back to bits dropping off the cardinal again.

Well I'm off to the dungeon where I will be shagged senseless appreciated

TV Choice Award voting here - TM and TB both nominated.

Voted!

You have a British version of Real Housewives? I got to see that

Do we? I skipped the soaps & reality sections as I haven't a clue about any of them.

I skipped them as well but I noticed that one, I love stuff like that

Doctor Ranj is gentle
He always finds a way

Random thinking about cbeebies presenters drink?

Or is he nominated in tv choice?

We was watching it before the bedtime. I like Doctor Ranj. Technically he is an antithesis of my type bit he is just so special

Hey wenches

Voted! Tho I suspect the last thing Tom wants is to have to turn up to that

Off for a trustees meeting now (I'm the trustee of a charity) twill be late so see y'all later.