Swagger Inn: Thread 95 - <boak> Musketeers do NOT wear crochet underwear <side-eyes certain wenches>

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

'nuf said?

And here's the pretty...

Loving that we all think our mn names are our rl names now.

I bet 5 minutes in bed with Aramis beats a lifetime with the Cardinal, I mean look at that gif. Just look at it.

Fuck
Me

Hottest thing ever

I'd rather shag Aramis & die than spend a long life loved-up with the Cardinal.

GAVEL

hahahahahah Fancy!!!

#greatminds

They are aren't they?

Oh FFS!!!!!!!!!! I just googled, as my nickname is the name of a real person - I HAVE MISSPELT IT! So I thought I was so clever and I can't even spell my own user name properly. I will be back after a quick namechange....

sparks, I was even going to add that I bet she died happy having shagged Aramis

Okay - namechanged to correct spelling now....

I tried to look at the gif but she gives me the total rage as she sat on his lap and stroked his head and stuff okay I may be getting the actress and the character confused ... I mean - what sort of batshit woman would rather shag Aramis than the Cardinal - I could understand her putting her life on the life for the Cardinal but ARAMIS? Really? At least with the Cardinal you would be guaranteed of a lifetime of hot kinky sex.

Work can feck off.

I want this instead

Oh no - another member of Team Aramis.....

AND he only has one cock.....

Not a terribly long lifetime with the Cardinal though....

Ah livia, you seem to have forgotten that it is universally accepted that Aramis would guarantee a lifetime of every type of sex you could possibly want. And be astonishingly good at it.

You went there, didn't you!

RIP Cardinal Sexy...

^^

Yeah. I'd def rather shag Aramis than cardinal. Especially if it was
And then he'd put his hand against...

And then we'd....

And all the time he'd be....

Alright there sparkwrwz?

Aramis only needs one cock to satisfy a woman

Fancy Possibly not EVERY type... Would he have a threesome with the Cardinal and a wench? Would he shag the Cardinal? Would he be into the kind of mind blowingly kinky sex that takes place in the dungeon?

I'm guessing the answer to all of those questions is No....

Yes but Fancy - no harm in having a spare

Norah

And think what a learning experience it would be with the Cardinal - mind blowing sex, and I'm sure he has a very active imagination....

Ah don't you worry liv. His life was pretty much over when we got to meet him. He was a bit, er, desiccated around the edges anyway.

I suppose when you get to the Cardinal's age bits do start to drop off.

(Sorry, but work has put me in a stonkingly bad mood)

DESICCATED He was still in his prime....

and would he then say

liv he'd fuck you and then have you burned at the stake for putting impure thoughts in his head. Bits of him would probably need sweeping up after as well.
He probs likes doing it with corpses too. Like wotsisface did. Roquefort. Just sayin'

I did like the character very much. But I wouldn't Go There.

Norah Ignoring the part about bits falling off, I would happily burn at the stake for the sake of the most amazing sex with the hottest man alive...

Hhshah letus

YES FANCY OH YES AND THEN HE'D

Yeah, you'd need burning to get the smell of death off you.