Swagger Inn: Thread 95 - <boak> Musketeers do NOT wear crochet underwear <side-eyes certain wenches>

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

'nuf said?

And here's the pretty...

helen I had one of those for babymouse. I still find the sound of vacuum cleaners relaxing.

It was the hairdryer for my ds.

I used the hoover once when he wouldn't sleep - not so much to get him to sleep, but to drown out the wailing and save my sanity. (DH was out, I'd tried everything to settle him and was going slightly insane. First I phoned SIL for moral support, then hoovered the entire house!)

Afternoon

That was the start of my addiction to subtitles when watching tv.

Off to read the thread.....

Oh and the washing machine. I have stuck BMs bouncy chair in front of the washing machine more times than I'd like to admit.

Christ, babymouse was an arse.

Those sound like complicated cat issues helen, I hope the treatment brings some improvement. Cats really can be such dicks to each other

Well done on the clearout mrsb, I bet you feel good now

Good to hear there may be a few wenches up for watching Eurovision, although with someone's DC in the house I will have to go easy on the

Ooh chaise, that is tempting, are you going to do it?

for mouse, how is TM now?

livia, I think we need to borrow some of your gear so we can force badders to sit still for a bit and rest. Do you have anything suitable - and clean?

He's a bit pale fancy but apart from that you wouldn't know there's anything else wrong with him . Tearing about in his usual way and eating normally. No rear emissions since the 4am one.

Well that's a relief he feeling well & that there are no more emissions but the boundless energy must be wearing after a disturbed night. I hope he's properly tired by bedtime & sleeps well.

Nope to Thor. Looks like a cat.

Wish me luck, am about to attempt taking both kids swimming

Blimey elk good luck with that

Is this more your thing sparks? (any excuse )

He looked even more worse for wear this morning, I had a lot of stress and frustration to work off last night.

May the wench be with you bads.

Agree sparks he doesn't do it for me either. Nice hair though.

elk not bads. Duh.

It is Fancy.

In other news - the new wenchy Costume Dept liked the idea of Pirate Musketeers so much that they have printed off & pinned up the pics I stole from the internet tweeted them If TM get to see those.....I'm counting it as sex.

Well done there sparks! Yy to pirate porn.

Could you please post that link to the French vid of Santi and Tom again? I've trawled back and can't find it.

Voila, Madame. De rien

Fancy Ooh plenty of suitable equipment - some of it is brand new (we have to replace stuff quite regularly because... well I'm sure you can work it out

The Cardinal's dirty expression....

WenchAnonymous.....
Find your local support group

Fabulous work Helen!

For all you HBF fans....

Watched in the loop on sat night....it's still on Iplayer for all you capaldi fans
Fucking funny
Having a crap day
Ds1 being a pain about revision
Ds2 just being a pain
Flying tomorrow at 3
Just sat watching the Gruffalo as it was ds2s reading book tonight.

Oh he's so adorable in that! All shouty and dominant - I love Malcolm Tucker soooooooo much

for Badders.

Excellent work Helen.

We've had a holiday here today so dodged the showers and managed the park, shops and gymnastics. Hope swimming was fun Elk.

Nice flurry of pictures of the boys over the last few days.

Well that was all a bit shite. My question wasn't there and I had no back up so just picked a random vague one that I thought I could use my material for. I am going to rewatch fighty nuns when DS1/2 bigger off to bed. I deserve it. And it's Monday!!!!!

I have been keeping up but can't retain much but ... Helen well done that wench.