Swagger Inn: Thread 95 - <boak> Musketeers do NOT wear crochet underwear <side-eyes certain wenches>

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'nuf said?

And here's the pretty...

Thanks Apes and Fancy

The money pit Stupid Cat is variously depressed/allergic/lymph nodes up, some yucky allergic-reaction-lesion, and basically who knows what's wrong.

She's allergic to fleas, and we're hoping that's what's causing the lymph stuff. We've got a week of antibiotics and ointment, then back next week to see how she's responding. She may also be stressed by Inconvenient Cat (he likes to sleep next to her, generally shadows her, occasionally launches himself at her and is mean to prove he's the boss and she doesn't get much space to herself.)

Raining here too. Have done hoovering and have got a load of wet washing in the machine that needs to be hung up somewhere. And I need to work. And and and.....

Morning!! Pissing down here too, but am a wench on a mission today. Am armed with boxes, bin bags and those cleaning wipe thingies and am having a huge toy sort chuck out. Waaaay too much never played with crap in this house so it's off to the charity with it.

Anne good luck! You will of course be brilliant.

I'll take Thor if you lot want to fight over Hawkeye .

Eurovision was one of the best nights in the tavern ever. Being pissed up Prosecco is recommended.

Neck? Were you do contortions again WW? How is it this morning?

Will post anonymised wench map on the thread this evening for everyone's entertainment. Fancy - PM me with your location?

Anyone going to pay the £3 and vote in the Labour Leader vote, as a registered supporter?
Blimey. That's a bold move, isn't it?

I love Thor.

Starts fight practice for her scrap with MrsB.

FNAR bea

Ah, not really, just trying to locate a leak from my bathroom zink I'm fine. Still leaking though. Going to call the landlord, just have to clean the house first

Yeh yeh, Thor, Loki, yadda yadda.

Blimey chaise that is a bold move alright. Tbh I don't fancy any of them much.

wicked hope your neck gets better soon.

Morning wenches.

Toddler was up at 4 having had a poonami. Have had to keep him off preschool under the 48hr rule. And do a wash at 4 fucking am.

I'm on the blob and feel wrecked. TM is fine and running around and being generally more full of beans than a toddler with diarrhoea should be.

chaise thanks loads for your really kind offer. I'm going to have a look through the cerebra guide and will give you a ring when I'm a bit further on if that's ok.

badz you look after yourself. If you're in the north at any point look me up.

And Maimie is pg????

Haven't a clue who Thor is.

Am standing in the laundrette at the caravan site, yes standing, there are no seats, watching my bedlinen going round in the machine.

Morning all.

Also pissing down here. Got the dognto out before the heavens really opened but now drinking coffee and making soup.

My youngest has decided to be Hulk when he grows up. Which is nice. And judging by the tantrum we had over breakfast this morning he's made a wise choice, career wise.

Everything crossed for Anne this morning, hope it's all going well. We'll be so proud of you when you graduate.

Hope you've recovered from the DIY WW, best not get involved in that sort of thing I've found.

If I forget later in the week Comtess, hope you have a lovely holiday.

I might try Eurovision this year - missed it last year but read the thread which was totes hilaire. I might even have to go with it.

Right, off to do something vaguely productive. Like make more coffee.

Hello Mouse poor you, hope TM is ok.

And yes, she is, though I don't think she has officially announced yet.

MrsB
Calls ambulance for brain damage.

Morning wenches

Haven't caught up with the whole thread yet but Wicked if your neck is still painful, we have some equipment in the dungeon that might assist - obviously I will give it a good wipe first

FMLackOfConcentration. I have done no work yet (though I did enjoy the video - thanks Sparks)

WTAF have I been doing all morning to waste all that time? I'm going to have an early lunch, then turn of t'internet and do some paperwork.

Took dn to Dr for sis. He is ok, just a virus.
Have been to shops for tiny toiletries for trip.
Got home, have hoovered, put dishwasher on, done dishes, mopped floors.
Just the rest of the ironing to do now!
Might leave it til later....
Feel like shit, hay fever, toothache, knee hurting.....sigh.
Pissing it down here.
Hope it improves for next week.

^^

I forgot to clean teeth beforehand but perhaps it is good for toothache

badders take it easy don't run yourself into the ground.

There's definitely a load of nasty bugs going round. Apparently loads of kids are off sick at preschool.

Hi Apes, Im Thor. How you doin.

Afternoon all!

Have yet to catch up properly and look at the houseporn, but did manage the TB/Sc vid.

Hugs to badders, mouse and TM, and good luck to Anne.

Probably will not be around on Sat for Eurovision as we're hosting a party (last year we had dishes/foodstuffs from all countries in the final, think we're going to try and do the same this time - pickles dipped in honey anyone?), so it would be not good form to be glued to the phone, although we will have prosecco in solidarity.

Oh, hi Thor, erm, yes, a lot better for seeing you!

Snort.

Am chuntering through music on the computer while I work..
"What on earth is this weird thing" I think, listening to strange static noise "Is it the intro to some wierd prog rock thing that DH has put on here?"

I'm listening to the white noise track which I got to try and get DS to sleep when he was little.