Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!

[IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus]

Woohoo!

Only those in need of hot beardy fuckers dressed in leather need enter.

Ayethengyoo.

Well if you phone in you might need Capaldi's time machine Madame as it was recorded the day of the S2 launch thing in London. Hence the bow tie AGAIN

But yeah....phone in! I've already tweeted them to say my sausage rolls are burning waiting for TM.

DH: "They're a bit overdone."

I wish I was. On those steps.

Look what I did on Papa C's twitter page

Oh, about no phone in. Though I can see why tbh...

What must he think of your profile pic sparkle!

Thanks fancy its much better now, thank you ibuprofen and imigran.

SHUT UP STEVE WHERE ARE OUR EFFING BOYS??????

Does howie get dressed in the fucking dark?
Because that is the ONLY excuse for that outfit.
Off to pils shortly...we are doing gifts today.
Might see my sis later.
So...have a good one wenches.
ILYA x

Are they playing the wrong recorded show or something???? Where tf are they??

Happy Christmas Eve wenches!!! Sorry as always I haven't had a chance to check in for a while - hope all of you are okay and surviving Christmas so far!

I am OTB so my new lavender smelling heated owl not a real one of course is keeping the pain at bay! I also have had a teenage acne attack so I look extra shit too - not ideal when a certain wench is going on a frigging date on Monday!!! NIGHTMARE

Anyway ILYA/IMYA etc...

No no fancy I'm ok now. Just having a nice cup of tea in front of the muppets (tv, not real life)

Haven't caught up.

In-laws have arrived - arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FMLackOfPreparationTime

Snogs to all wenches, Happy Christmas!!

Suspecting the boys will be on the final hour as not on so far!

Ooo... reminds self to refresh before posting.

Didn't see you there Fancy and Nonny and Jess.

Merry Christmas to you all.

I have got to leave for Mass in 30 MINS. That's when they're going to be on, isn't it? After 2.5 hours of listening

FMR2.

sparks.

I have finished all possible cooking and cleaning up tasks in the kitchen, where Im listening to the radio. And they STILL ARENT FRICKING ON. I will have to go talk to my family in a bit.

Hellooooooooo jess and helen!!!!!! Happy xmas to you. And to all wenches. Xxx

Madame glad the migraine is better. FYB though.

Re Santi's Daddy - he either has no problem with it or isn't looking closely enough as he RT/faves everything I tweet him!

I did the first time but now I'm brazening it out Thank God he doesn't know the significance of my username, eh?

The HEYS!!!!!!!

The Boys start at 2 hrs 22 minutes in

Its ooooooooon!!!!!!!

Whattheactuafuckwasthat?

THREE FREAKING MINUTES & the only one to speak was TB!!!!!

THREE MINUTES?!!!! THREE FUCKING MINUTES?!!!

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT!

sparkle dont you dare go to mass. I think papi c is probably happy that the show has a fan base.

Awwww!!!! Tom just said "santi"! Squeeeee!

GMTA Sparks

Oh.

I CANNOT BELIEVE how short that was.

Nice santi anecdote tho.

Was santi even there???