Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!

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Woohoo!

Only those in need of hot beardy fuckers dressed in leather need enter.

Ayethengyoo.

Ooooooof that pic was the Radio 2 interview day then?

Afternoon wenches. I'm freeeeeeeeeee. Or very reasonably priced at least.

Big cwtch for Badders.

DH lost hs car keys yesterday. He checked everywhere. They were in the front pocket of the hoody he was wearing. Prat.

badders at this point I'm past caring where it is. He loses keys, wallets, cards etc pretty regularly. If it was an isolated event I could bring myself to give a fuck.

I'm more pissed off at the stress he's giving out and the chaos and mess he's creating looking for it.

Wherever it is, it'll turn up.

Radio 2 interview??????

Whatamimissinga-fucking(sorryfloppers)gain?

Elk - The boys are on Steve Wright on Radio Two - show starting now

Afternoon all! Sorry I've been MIA but I really can't keep up at the moment. No ideas why, I'm not more busy than anyone else but just can't do it so I think I'll be forever absent with the odd pop in

I miss you all and the banter but I can't even keep up with FB! I've not watched any of the advent calendar, I've only watched the trailer three times fench and have no clue as to what's happening in any of your lives anymore. I haven't even read any tavern lit for weeks.

Oh well, I've done DD's birthday including two different parties, my 11th wedding anniversary and a family wedding in Oxford. December is a bugger of a month chez Floppers. Gutting the house top to bottom today ready for FIL coming to stay.

MERRY CHRISTMAS WENCHES (and menches)!

THINK KINDLY OF MY NAME, IF YOU THINK OF ME AT ALL.

Why hasn't he mentioned TM yet?

I haven't got to listen to the whole frigging show have I?

FLOPS!!
I miss you :(

I think TM are on in the middle hour Sparks

Hey Flops - lovely to see you

Another thank you message and Merry Christmas message from Tom as the donations have now topped £3,600

For anyone out and about who might miss the R2 interview, link here...

The show will air again after the live show has aired

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04ttzjf

Luke Pasqua- who? I was cringing as he got to Santi but he got his right

If only. If ONLY.

Thanks to Solenne Peltier on twitter we also have Athos...

Oh bless him, he's almost in tears there.

I hope they're on soon, I have work to do.

I am going to have to hoover/mop for 3 mins every time another song starts

Flops, miss you. Have a wonderful Christmas x

Hey Apes. I noticed that too. His eyes are definitely damp

Hope you're good and Mr Apes too.

Sparks Why are you hoovering over the classic songs SW is playing? (Golden Oldies... I know!)

I used to go out dancing to half of these. (It's a bitch gettin' old)

"Pasqualiano" wtf??

Angie on twitter has confirmed that the thank you video was recorded today. Tom mentions the amount and it only reached that today.

Bless him. Christmas Eve and he's making videos.

(Wonders if that is his kitchen in the background!)

Hola wenches!! Greetings from the kitchen. My Turkey is done, veg prepped, soup made and just need to do a trifle and a tart .

Carols and family meal tonight, breakfast en masse tomorrow and then the main event!!!!

DD2s Frozen palace arrived this morning, which was a relief, ordered 6 weeks ago, they said it would come by Christmas and they were right!!!

No sherry in the whole of our city buy DSis has found some and is bringing it round so we're ok.

Hope all ma wenches are doing ok and have a fabulous day tomorrow.

Thanks for the link Carolina.

Still have to do, umm, everything.

My mum just popped by to pick up a box full of birds. I literally cannot wait for quails tomorrow - they are my favourite things EVER!!!!

Loving those cartoons.

No worries, just pop in when you can! Glad all is going well.

Result - only just turned on radio 2 and they haven't been on yet.

So is there a phone in? Is anyone game??

And wtaf is he doing in that bow tie. AGAIN.

Just sat down, parents will be here in 5 mins so in brief:

madame hope it goes soon
thanks to carolina for the link will listen later & to apricot, head feeling a lot clearer now

Aramis wrapped up under my tree I wish

hope mouse hasn't exploded with pent up rage!

hope to catch up later