Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!

[IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus]

Woohoo!

Only those in need of hot beardy fuckers dressed in leather need enter.

Ayethengyoo.

Bleedin eck tom has weird feet.

wicked - think I'll be needing a bloody truckload of knickers to get me through season 2! Or perhaps it's more simple if I just go commando.

You speak perfect, fluent wench!! So proud of you.

I am having a desperate speed Wrong Mans series 1 marathon cos I want to watch series 2 and never caught series 1.

I'm now slightly worried Mr M reads my ramblings. But my mammoth cleanathon is over. Most the house is done now. And I'm knackered so I'm off to bed.

Night wenches

mouse - eek! Really??? Lockdown, stat. This never ends well, believe us.

mavis - howie was on mock the week???

If he reads your messages Mouse just leave messages for him here. I'll start you off:

GET OFF THE XBOX/PLAYSTATION/WHATEVS AND HELP.

Actually, one of my jobs for tomorrow is buy my extwatbadger a Christmas gift as he bought stuff for me from both DCs and supervised them writing cards to me. He does this occasionally to make me feel bad for referring to him as twatbadger. However, he still is a TB

Night wenches.

We're watching The Wrong Mans from last night. DH has had to pause it because we can't hear it over his laughing

I may have just snorted at

Hahahahahahahahaha!!

So the overwhelming consensus is that pretty much all of us would do them all on the steps, dodgy feet regardless .

Anne. Just watch it. It's got one thing we didn't know. You're missing out

Howie was on Mock The Week?????

WTAF? You what?

EXMRMAVIS, THX FOR THE XMAS GIFTS BUT U IS STILL A TB.

I am at DH trying to fit the turkey into the fridge. It's like fridge tetris.

Howie wasn't on Mock the Week, well, sort of, only he was on a piece of footage which also featured Prince Charles which Hugh Dennis was doing a voice over too.

Arf at Turkey Tetris.

You're right Madam he still is a TB

The turkey has just cut DH [grin[

Oh, here's an early Christmas pres for Team Aramis.

Watch & learn, other 3, watch & learn

Thanks Madame

Oh lordy, I'd probably do Charlie Brooker too.

Must be That Week.

He does give good smoulder Sparks, I give you that. But his tache doesn't reach is nose and his beard doesn't reach his ears. And for that, I'm out

How's the fridge tetris going? He could always chock it up with parsnips?

Night wenches

It's in And DH has been to the first aid cupboard

I don't see past the smoulder myself. Vision goes a bit blurred.

mavis.

The presents are finally wrapped. I've not managed much today except for that & the Christmas food shop. oh, and watching Musketeers vids. Repeatedly. All cleaning will be done tomorrow , as will making the mince pies and welsh cakes. Bribery may be needed.

Bloody hell sparks, you've woken me up posting that! Those top two -OMFG! I struggle to see past the eyes, even half closed. Just. Shit.

Top left I could watch ad infinitum. Oh, wait....

Bottom left his hair's so short!

Agreed, top left is the start of many a dirty daydream.

Really have to go now, goodnight again!

Off to bed. Night wenches XXX

In Lurky's video top left was me I fucking LOVED that video.

Night Fancy, hope you feel better tomorrow

Hurrah for Aramis Tuesday is all I can say

Night all

Babyelk has been at the Roses I think and is totally wired, so I. am. up. and consequently watching that video again. 2 things:

1. Tom talking about Athos in the 1st person is adorable.

1. I want to grab him by the lapels and rip that frilly shirt clean off his body.