Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!

[IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus]

Woohoo!

Only those in need of hot beardy fuckers dressed in leather need enter.

Ayethengyoo.

Tom's feet aren't weird!!! It's just part of adorable body language like the self hugging.

Pmsl at The turkey has just cut DH [grin[

I'm just going to finish the wrapping... Have been badly led astray into having a good laugh and eating chocolate. LetUs I really enjoyed it too

Right my lovelies I'm orf to bed. Night all.

It's CHHHRRRIIISSSTTTMMMMASSSS eve eve

Shit work phone doesnt post well.

God those gifs

Saw Howie on Mock the Week, made me smile.

Can i just say Nigel Havers is aging very well.

1. When he talks about stairs being tiring....my first thought was "why would staring wear you out.....is it really that effortful?

1. Yup. Feet are adorable. As is every tiny nuance of his facial expressions. Just. Bloody. Gorgeous.

Ooh another point on the vid.

.... By the way I ain't sayin any spoilers just Athos analysis

Fucking great news about the Chateau de la Fere being back. LOTS of door/sheet/wine action .

Also look at the chest and shirt when he's talking about that bit. Just look. Look and wonder. And think very very very pleasurable things.

This isn't getting the wrapping done is it...

Damn the man for being so fucking addictive.

Am never, ever going to catch up..... #DramaQueen

Can someone deputise for flops and do some bongs? ILs here tomorrow, house is a tip. Not sure what DH did while I was away, but it doesn't appear to have involved tidying. Oh well, he's done the shopping and most wrapping...

1. Aramis' big flappy boot tops are In. The. Bloody. Way!

1. I do love a list Elk.

1. Especially Tom lists.

1. not quick enough.

Fuck you Virgin so called Broadband. Nobbers.

Also like the way they take the piss out of Luca at the start. Bless him.

Do they still sell Roses?

Kept meaning to ask Sparks what her £40 box of chocolates were and why they were bought .

there'd too much pressure associated with a box of chocs that cost 40 quid. What if they weren't as nice as a slab of Dairy Milk?

1. He's so giggly...and the picking at his wrist and biting his thumb....I think even you can forgive him putting his hands in his mouth Comtess

Here you go Comtess. How about a lapel each?

Ready?.......1, 2, 3......PULL

Fuuuuck. What a picture. I am IN.

(Btw I'll have to have words with him about the hands. This is why he's getting these colds. He needs me.)

(He can still put his hands in my mouth of course)

I'm with the Dairy Milk kraft conspiracy theorists me. Doesn't taste the same in my opinion.

Why is he so fucking sexy? It's soooooo distracting.

Btw forgot to say thank you to Nonny. I LOVE all the painfully straining erections in these stories.

Have finally finished the wrapping. Thank fuck for that.

I might just treat myself to one last watch of the 'it felt good'.

Good morning all.

I am sure many of you will be busy with last minute stuff so hope all have a lovely Christmas Eve.

Will not admit to how many times I have watched through the video now. Love your list Comtesse but am not happy that you and Elk appear to want to keep him to yourselves. 'A lapel each' - pffffttt... fine... you can have the lapels while I haul his breeches off!

Yep - I can confirm that definately felt good...
And all those stares stairs have definitely built up some stamina...

Carolina I count at least four lapels there

and now... let RL commence....

Morning wenches.

Having watched the video, it reaffirms my belief that I would love to have dinner with TB but that's all. It's too early in the morning to say what I'd love to do with SC. Also I'm eating breakfast one handed so I can type. Off to work soon.

Hope all Christmas preps go smoothly

Morning wenches!
Is it morning? up all night with ds1 :( the humidifier seemed to help I the end - just means it feels like you are sleeping in a fucking sauna.
Anyway...
Probs won't be back now til after the festivities...we impose an iPad ban on Xmas day so I should follow it too I guess :)
Wishing all my lovely wenches and their loved ones a very happy Xmas xxxx

Oh Norah
My clipboard temptress!
:)

I need to get put of bed.
But I'm soooo tired.

Need to go to mums and cemetery, then make mince pies.
Then have as shower.

Oh, and I noticed your laundry lists you saucebox! Don't think I didn't! :)

Morning....admittedly I might have watched that video more than once, and I'm a bit bemused.....

What's this talk of the other three?

.....I'm sure Tom Burke is the only one in it