Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!

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Woohoo!

Only those in need of hot beardy fuckers dressed in leather need enter.

Ayethengyoo.

Ooh ooh, just noticed Madame asked a technical question

His right foot is pronated, everted and dorsiflexed

His left foot is supinated and inverted.

His left thigh is, is.....is.......

Comtesse Ah, yes, "it felt good". I'm actually shrieking and jumping up and down on my chair when he says that

Elk I loooove Hermione, she's my role model

I haven't watched the video. Am i going to be out of the loop. Do i need to watch it. I dont want to miss out but i dont want spoilers. But everyone has watched havent they.

I think I'll be needing a bloody truckload of knickers to get me through season 2! Or perhaps it's more simple if I just go commando

Mouse hilare ref the uggs. Tom would fuck those up within minutes.

That vid has cheered me RIGHT up .

They're all so fucking lovely aren't they. I love all the smiley Tom bits in it. Love all the matey giggling. Would definitely shag 3/4 of them right there. There on the stairs. Right there. .

Not getting on well with organising things. Have ended up watching the wrong mans with the boys. And eating a chocolate orange. Hope the sugar kick will gee me up a bit. Mat Beynton is fucking funny.

Sorry didn't see the tech question. I was too busy salivating over the spreadage.

Elk... You're right about the body language kink. I've got that, the voice kink and the hair kink.

I think a lot of us have watched it anne, I don't think it's very spoilery, not sure about anyone else? It certainly hasn't made me any less excited about s2!

Have watched it again. Agree about the body language Elk! And some lovely chest hair, his voice, his mouth, his hair .... everything really

Allo wenchies. I haven't watched it cos I'm a made of stern stuff. normally I'm into spoilers etc but not this time. Not. This. Time.

Oooooooohhhhh nonny you make Athos seem almost sexy in your Tav lit. well fucking done.
Have been on the gtin for about a while now.
That Porthos chappy would get it that's for sure. Ummmmmmmmm. Oh yes! Glad to hear your bril is getting better elky thank goodness for that.
Right, who wants what?

what's on offer norah?

That video is like CRACK for a Tom addict.

I want to watch it again but boys want to watch next bit of Wrong Mans. Inconvenient. I neeeed more Tom.

Fancy btw I did nod wisely along with your post about DS and the party. I am known for my meddling over these parties and as an unembarrasable figure, humiliate them regularly with such things. In my opinion that's just good parenting of teens. You're fucking ace.

(There is a situation ref a party on New Year's Eve which I'm keeping a major eye on here. All three big ones going so at least I have some sensible intervention on site).

Oooof!

Evening all. Will watch the vid in a bit. Currently watching The Wrong Mans

Glad your BIL is on the mend Elk. Buy that house Wicked it's, er, wicked.

Back in a bit.

I made a bit ball today. Does anyone wanna see my big ball? Soz you'll have to wait til tomozzer when h is removing all irritants form under my feet by mean o f takin them all out for a whil.e. I'm meant to b rapping lolz but hav done it and am lying making out I havnt so I can get som me time. (Not a euphemism) I feel.
Have done three washing a and drying sand thy are out away. For badderz titilation.
Ummmmm.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What do you fancy fancy ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa.
Nmave can ypu walk right after your rodding earlier?

So the fuvk is up with my posts? I'm sure when I type them a they make sense...
It's a conspiracy innit.

I luffs you you fuckersz.

Love you too Norah

I can see you're all so turned on by thinking up wot I can do for you that you can't post.
That's ok.

noony please post some more fuckwr. ,aube not flump Athos next time though eh? F you catch. my drift? Eh? Eh?

No, stupid cuntpad. I'm not having it.that is meant to say maybe not flump Athos next time (etc etc)

as a treat.
What has gone wrong? My first post was fine? It's all gorn to the dogs.

steady there comtess, I've got quite a lot of tit to bump, you might bounce a long way . Thanks re the party, it's helpful to hear from people who've already experienced some of the dilemmas. I promised I wouldn't pry into which girl (think it's a girl!) he's interested in, but it's killing me I'm so nosey.

I see what you did there norah

Oh Norah

It was really funny and clever wasn't it?

Right, am Orf for norty dreams.
Laterz

It was norah

Night night & filthy sweet dreams

Riiiiigggghhhhttttt....have watched the vid......Blimey

Tom you lovely fucker you Actually, I'd probably do all of them.

It must be that time of the month as, basically, I've discovered I fancy everyone sort of in The Hobbit. I did think Ryan was particularly promising despite monobrow and general twatishness.

ooh, ooo, oooo I'm watching Mock The Week and Hugh Dennis is doing one of his amusing voice over to footage things and Howie was on it. Frickin Musketeers, they get everywhere.