Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!

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Woohoo!

Only those in need of hot beardy fuckers dressed in leather need enter.

Ayethengyoo.

's not fair Elk... I wanted to tag team on the slippy steps!

Evening wenches

Tomorrow is Christmas Eve and the day we Swedes celebrate Christmas. Traditionally that means going somewhere and "celebrating" with family whether you want to or not.
It starts about lunch time with ham, meatballs, sausages, pickled herring etc etc.

At 3 o'clock you gather around the telly to watch "Donald Duck and his friends" a sort of "Best of Disney" which has been shown since the 70's. At that time we only had two TV-channels and this was a rare opportunity to watch cartoons so it become a holy tradition. Today's kids couldn't care less I guess, but it's still a tradition. After this it's time to open the gifts.

Personally I don't really give a f**k about traditions so I will meet up with my mum and do a little shopping at the few stores that are open and then we will have lunch at my place, my mum is a vegetarian so it will be mostly vegetarian dishes but I will eat some salmon and herring.

She will join my half-sister and her family for the evening and I will spend a lovely quiet evening with my cats, in front of the telly, possibly watching Sherlock, eating tons of chocolate and other goodies

Evening ww you sound like you have it all planned , are you aiming for a Sherlock marathon?

So, it's everywench round to Wicked's for tomorrow.

I've watched the video. Everything's okay now. It's alllll okay.

And it's great to be able to see the costumes in so much detail.

At least a couple of episodes. Recently got hooked on it, it's brilliant

I'd love to have a marathon Sherlock session. And a Musketeers one too.

Come on over, we're going to have so much fun

If DS goes to the New Years Eve party like he wants, it just leaves me & DD, so we're planning a Musketeers marathon . I doubt there'll be much audible perving as that would freak her out

FFS being interrupted left right and centre here. Dh has just come whining to me that the Sellotape doesn't fit the dispenser thing (the middle wheel but not fitting the cardboard size of the inside). This is a man who goes to the gym day in day out. I have slammed the fucking thing together with a massive eyebrow raise and eye roll combo.

So back onto important things (part of a very long list of points to make about the vid) . Watch Tom's feet. He does the leaning bottom of foot on side of foot thing. Ds1 does this. IT RUINS SHOES. This is why all his shoes look so shoddy. Bet his mum used to be cross.

Also Badders saying this:
Id only break him a bit elk.
YOU could fix him.
so I could break him again

Made me really laugh.

Whilst I think of it Fancy, glad you enjoyed your Zaf grab.

Fingers crossed too carolina.

Ah mouse...see this is the problem with a 20-something man shape, I guess. Video games... My 51 year old man shape is too old for all that.

On the bright side, mr mouse will probably be less sexist when it comes to sick leave child care?

Let's ALL go to wws for xmas eve. Sounds lovely. apart from the donald duck cartoons?

Right. Have decided I'm pulling a very late one. Just off to eat my tea and I'll be back later. With more VERY IMPORTANT THINGS TO SAY about the vid.

Is that called pronating?? The foot thing.

DSSs are here and DS is having a brilliant time going totes batshit leaping around them. Awwww. Having a warm fuzzy moment.

Oh and Wicked. That house. Wow.

Your day tomorrow sounds wonderful xxx .

Comtesse!

Alright my lover? Have you had a bad day?

Poor old ds1 is poorly :( bless him...he looks shattered. Headache, cough and snot.
Sigh.
Your Xmas eve sounds lovely WW :) not sure about the herring though
I shall mostly be spending tomorrow mopping ds1s fevered brow and worrying.
What is now not done shall not get done :)

Being interrupted again. Back shortly ...

Badders. Not bad but loooong. One more day then I get over a week off though.

Oh. He is soooo fucking gorgeous.
His hair! His eyes! His mouth
And those kinky leather boots!
Phwaor
Dh caught me watching the vid earlier
He just rolls his eyes now :)

That's so cute madame!

comtess - it was a fine ending & he did hold onto her for longer than was strictly necessary didn't he?

Comtess, I was going to say about the legs/feet/shoe thing...

It's another body language thing....

I have such a fucking kink for this man's body language

I can't stop watching....

Comtesse you mean like what happens to uggs after 2 weeks?

madame you're probably right. We're trying to work out some sort of child time share as we will both be students come mid January. I'm hoping our timetables don't clash.

And he has come upstairs looking very shamefaced bearing tea and cake and has said he's doing the dishes.

I definitely want to go to ww's and hang out with the wench cats and watch Sherlock.

Awwww. Well saved mr mouse!

"the wench cats" aaaaaaw

I'm sitting here sipping glögg which is supposed to taste chocolate which it didn't so I melted some chocolate in it and now it does! Skål

mouse, he got there in the end!

The way he says "Rochefort" in the beginning, very aristocratic!

Ah well done Mr Mouse. That's more like it. Fortune follows the penitent man .

Yeeesssss Wicked. The way he says rochefort is looooovely.

The 'it felt good' is just fucking brilliant.

I also like the way Santi says dauphin.