Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!

[IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus]

Woohoo!

Only those in need of hot beardy fuckers dressed in leather need enter.

Ayethengyoo.

Do you reckon they're thinking about the perving potential when they plan and film these things?

I'd best get in there first then eh, badders

Id only break him a bit elk.
YOU could fix him.
so I could break him again

They look so much more relaxed in this one than last year.

Sod the railway ITS GOT A LITTLE BRIDGE!!!

Oh yes, musketeers also.

I like trains

I think they know EXACTLY what they're doing. Jess P would've been in the background frantically miming WIDER LEGS, NO, WIDER!

She hasn't been on Twitter since #SpoilerGate

UNDO ANOTHER SHIRT BUTTON! AND ANOTHER!

That video gets better every time I watch it.

This time last Tuesday Elk, Carolina, Drink and I were sitting in a pub happily eating totally oblivious to the fact that Tom was up the road having pics taken with the Burketeers, and DH was stressing knowing we'd be gutted when we finally got there!

Elk... Glad to hear BIL is on the mend. That is wonderful news.

How does it happen that every time I am out of the house for more than an hour another video turns up. Thank you so much for the link Sparks - I think I luv you!

OMG - Tom on steps - (wonder if they are the slippy steps) - probably easier to catch him on slippy steps.

I have saved it and it's HUGE on my screen so I am just going to watch it about another twenty times with a nice cup of tea.

Oh... in other news... I may ... repeat may be seeing my grandson for an hour or so Christmas morning after all. Keeping fingers crossed.

Oh dear really sparks? (JP) Were they mean to her?

apricot

Indeed April we were but it all turned out well in the end thankfully

I don't think anyone was mean to JP Madame. It was more a case of her getting pissed at the faraway site and one of the Musketeer twitter sites over the spoiler pics.

fingers crossed for you carolina

have you calmed down yet apricot?

I have trains at the bottom of my garden badders , I much prefer train noise to traffic or plane noise. It is only local trains though so not very noisy

No, nobody was mean to her. I think she has just stopped tweeting goodies cos she was so pissed off.

Loved the video. Sat down with a brownie having turfed the men out of my beautiful clean house and really savoured it.

carol fingers crossed too.

ww I agree. Bridge beats trains. Buy it. Buy it.

Sorry wenches but I am right fucked off tonight. Having spent the day cleaning, Mr M has rediscovered tomb fucking raider and is oblivious to everything. Littlies are in bed and I am not feeling at all festive. I had hoped we would break out the box sets and spend some time together. But apparently not.

I'm going to sneak off to bed and see how long it takes him to notice I've left. Ho fucking ho.

Bads

Are you suggesting we tag team?

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Oh alright then

Sorry Mouse...I quite like Tomb Raider

Jess P has stopped posting because the series is about to start and there's no great compelling need

Elk...
"Shag team"
Nuff said :)

Mouse...we shall all be off to bed soon to watch a DVD for a bit. Then I shall prob sty upstairs and Dh will watch some shite.
Both dc look very pale :(

Raises hand

May I please be on the tag team!

Nope Carolina....you've had a cuddle.

orf to the back of the queue with you

Just in the nick of fucking time

Now where shall we start?

Right - just back from a seriously long day at work. Have ignored family and Christmas in order to watch the vid twice.

FUCKING HELLFIRE

THE STEPS. THE SPREADAGE. THE TOM BEING FUCKING GORGEOUSNESS.

As far as I'm concerned I need nothing more for Christmas. Absolutely fucking lovely.

sparkle did you hear me SQUUEEEEEEing back at full throttle?

Evening wenches.

Have RBNR. Hey guess who's fault it is when someone phones up (again) and leaves a message and you pass the message on (again) (marked high priority) to a boss type person and then boss type person doesn't phone them back. Again. That's right, my fault apparently. "If you in fact sent them a message". One day, I tell you, one day I will tell one of them to fuck off.

And breathe.

Good news re your BIL waking up Elk.

I'm upstairs alone and am about to watch that video clip.