Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!

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Woohoo!

Only those in need of hot beardy fuckers dressed in leather need enter.

Ayethengyoo.

It's about Milady Wicked!

Lyndie it is a good price for a house because of the part of the country it's located in, that's where I have to look for something afordable. If it's been in Stockholm it would have cost several millions SEK

Sparkle Oh that thing, I sort of already knew that I think Can't remember how though

OH MY FUCKING CHRIST.

70,000 for a house like that?!?!?!

This country is in many ways really mental. Its good to remember that from time to time.

Everything I was going to say has gone out of my mind now. OMFG, that is absolutely wonderful!!!

Thanks Sparks.

Ha ha lyndie @ smaller then a willy, I was going to say something similar, but thought it may sound a bit unsympathetic coming from a mooncup veteran! Probably best to try it for the first time when you have a quiet day, maybe I'm a bit ham fisted, but it took me a little time to get good at putting it in properly.

peppermint tea is probably a good shout badders, I tried a normal one after lunch, but didn't like the taste so poured it away . Right, off to put the kettle on like drBadders said & then to wrap some presents. That's calming and dull yes?

Yes they did say that about Milady. I was

Yes lyndie, please dont, er, spill re your mooncup [-type device.]

Im going to listen to that clip in the bog kitchen away from Cars 2.

Oh that interview sequence is lovely isn't it?! Such a treat! I don't think there is anything we hadn't guessed already though? In spoilery terms.

Blimey I thought it was really quite spoilery!!!! (For other wenches who are not up for spoilers, BE WARNED). I am probably just out of the loop a bit but I didnt know that thung about milady.

FAF though. Interesting...marc warren started out with a posh voice then later seemed to revert to his usual cheeky cockney.

What was that from sparkle? Was it the red button thing? Where did you find it?

sparks I am not surprised about the skiing in the alps trip tbh. Theyre such a close, private couple, arent they. Off for some quality time together. ttc

Stop that Madame.

The video was from me. It wasn't the red button thing. It was released by the BBC today.

I didn't know the Milady thing either.

Madame That sounded cheap to me as well when I converted the sum, it depends on how much the SEK/GBP is worth I guess.

But not all houses are that cheap believe me

AAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! BLOODY FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!

Presses PLAY (again)

Fookin'Hell Tom is soooooooooo hot

....and smiley

..........and just bloody lovely

It's a bargain. It's really lovely. Buy it.

AND AND AND good chest hair from 3/4 of TM there.

And it also has reinforced what I said about Connie being a One of Us. She's surrounded by cloth/washing but dreaming she's being shagged by a Musketeer

Ooooooooooff

Fucking hell.

You would though, wouldn't you? All four. On the steps.

Oops.

Poor Connie. I really hope that husband of hers DIES

Oh, and the house was next to the railway, that might have something to do with the price

Yes sparks we probably all would

Oh maybe you would sparkle, you little floozy....

I'm going to remain faithful

over and over again

till his ears bleed

I would actually break him :)