Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!

[IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus]

Woohoo!

Only those in need of hot beardy fuckers dressed in leather need enter.

Ayethengyoo.

Oh God, so sorry elk I missed your news. That's great.
And you have the patience of a saint.

badders my list of things that I've done is very similar to yours. I've now retreated upstairs because the sight of my fucktrumpet is pissing me off.

840.000 SEK = 69.266 GBP.

Oh, forgot!
Wrapped the stocking presents too.
Also Dhs aunts plant. Don't know why I bother tbh. I wonder what she will get me this year? Chipped saucers? Cracked cups? That's the usual :)
Dc still full of snot and coughing.
Been to chemist and have stocked up on pain meds and gaviscon :)

Please buy a house WW.
Then I could run away from home and be your house slave :)

I'm already a slave to your heart Bads

Aww....WW. Loves you I do :)
Fuck it. Just remembered got mils gifts to wrap yet.
And here is Dh I hear you cry?
Where do you think he is?

@ badders' & mouse's list of achievements today, I'm still feeling ropey & not getting much done.

Glad you got some good news elk

& [hot beardy fuckers] to badders & elk to help with parent issues

at lyndie about the mooncup

Madame that's so exciting, Christmas guests arriving from abroad. We had an awwww moment at work on Friday when a mother arrived at lunchtime to collect her DS, the Head asked why she was collecting him early & she just burst into tears & said, "Because I'm going home!" (Spain). She was so emotional.

I was rather hopeful Papa C's twitter would have accounts of family arriving from abroad so was a bit GAH when I read he'll be skiing in the Alps

That fucking shed. I'm getting #ShedRage now.

I am panicking that I have forgotten to do something hugely vital - cos for the past few days I've been sat around twiddling my thumbs not doing a lot. Have just baked some cookies with DS3. Surely there shouldn't be time to bake cookies on Christmas Eve Eve?

The only thing I can think that I haven't done & usually do, is make sure the spendage on the 3 DS is equal. This has usually meant dashing out for last min things to make it look fair. As I've just booked them 2.5 weeks in New York & Florida next summer they can live with unequal piles of presents.

Come on Lyndie, spill re the mooncup. Though not literally, that wouldn't be festive.

went to visit my mum. we all snuggled down to watch 4 episodes if Shaun the sheep including the snow one and the Christmas one. does that classify as pre Xmas preparation?

Fancy...what's up? Have you got the tavern lurgy? :(

Obs...it certainly does! :)

I want to be skiing in the Alps

It's going to be bloody years though isn't it

That reminds me Lyndie

I need to buy a new one....after my incident

MERRY CHRISTMUSKETEERS

Fuck it, I'm going in. It's Christmas. If it's spoilery, I've only got myself to blame. Besides, they look too frigging gorgeous to NOT press play.

PLAY

Waahahahaahahahahaha the very final shot!!!

Comtess I am squeeeeing so loud I'd imagine you can hear me

I am at one thing they just gave away though

Oh - & just in case any wench is waivering - there is good spreadage X 4 on those steps.

No sorry Sparks I'm squeeeing much louder than you

OMFG! Could he BE any hotter?

madame that's great about spending Christmas here!

@ spilling the mooncup, think we've all been there

oblomov - that counts, sounds lovely

Not sure badders felt really sick last night & slept badly. Stomach is gurgling away today - not sure whether it's now anxiety as I hate being sick or what. Hopefully it's nothing serious as it would have happened by now, hope it's just my ageing insides rather than a bug that the DCs could get!

Ooh thanks for that video sparks, poor King, he looks so proud of himself with the baby.

WW did I hear right? Did they say what I think they said?

Answer without spoilers!

That is super exciting Madame! Christmas at home

The Mooncup is not a Mooncup but a different brand (I did some research!) the sizes were small or large but advised if you were over 30 or had ever had a vag delivery then go for large. As I am both large it was. It's much bigger than a tampon but smaller than a willy I suppose. Blob is almost finished so I don't think I'll risk it this time!

Been for a walk. Drink tea. Ate mince pies!

Hmm...maybe a peppermint tea?

Wicked is that seems quite cheap for a house but I suppose I'm used to the nonsense that is house prices here!

Ooooh we've got into Most Active again, yay it's like the good old days.

Hmm, not sure what you mean Sparks But I'm forrin so perhaps it was something I didn't get? Loooovely spreadage though!