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Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!

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IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus · 18/12/2014 22:55

Woohoo!

Only those in need of hot beardy fuckers dressed in leather need enter.

Ayethengyoo.

Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!
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GoTellItToTheMavis · 23/12/2014 08:14

Morning all.

Thinking of your Elk - hope you've had a better news this morning.

Rodding man is here! Hooray! So. If all goes to plan, I get to see The Hobbit this afternoon, do Christmas food shop and pick the dcs up. Then Christmas is GO!

Hope all wenches have a good day.

SantisLittleHelper · 23/12/2014 08:26

Bloody hells bells. That pic deserves to be on here, not hidden in a link. He looks fucking huge in it.

Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!
RudolphTheRedNosedElk · 23/12/2014 08:47

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!
QueenOfNewYorkLyndie · 23/12/2014 09:11

Morning!!!!! I was in the supermarket at 7.35am, it was empty and the shelves were full so I'm a very happy bunny this morning!!!! DH to collect turkey later and buy a bit more booze but that's it!!!!

I love your Christmas traditions, and cooking, keep them coming.

IntheBleakMiladyBeeeWinter · 23/12/2014 09:19

Morning. Have RBNR thread (this will be a theme all festive season for me, especially when tipsy on Sloe Gin etc) apart from to give Flowers to Elk and hope news is better this morning.

We have stockings for the kids (from Santa) in bed early, then breakfast, then big presents (from actual people) then we head over to the other set of DPs for Christmas Dinner and after that even more presents. DS has admitted he is worried he may get coal instead, I may not have helped by telling him that would be good as it will mean I don't have to order more in.

Hope sewage is sorted Mavis but just think how many flowers you'll have this year in the garden.

FIL has a significant big birthday today so off to big family hoolie later. Hope all wenches have a busy productive fun day.

ApriClausIsComingToTown · 23/12/2014 09:22

Morning!

Hope all goes well with BIL today Elk.

My heart goes out to those poor people in Glasgow.

I've watched the two trailers at least twice, today's Advent video and a few others (nooo, there's only one left!) so that's set me up for the day.

We're doing the Christmas house clean today. DH is more thorough at housework than me, so I might sneak off on occasions and leave him to it!

Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!
NonnyMouseMcNamechange · 23/12/2014 09:22

Eh? how did this not post last night. 'king stupid computers (and their users) Have some Pornflakes (for those still eating) (and fingers crossed for Elk)

Previously on post 20-squillion... there was a dance.... Wenches demanded more action...

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Kate yawned again. She had, to all intents and purposes been asleep by the time they left the dance. Had been sitting on the bench with her legs curled under her, leaning against him. Was aware of the vibration of his voice as he talked to Porthos and Norah, rather than the actual words. A nudge in the ribs had woken her, and the fresh air outside kept her awake as they walked back in companionable silence - his arm slung casually over her shoulder.

Back in her room, she lit some candles, pulled off her shoes and dropped her shawl on the chair, turning to watch him unbuttoning his jacket. A smile drifted across her face and she wandered back across the room.

He looked at her as she aproached. "Was that fun then?"

"Oh yes..."

"I shall make a note of it - 'Ways to keep Kate happy: get the stable lads to fling her around a dance floor for a few hours...'"

She grinned "I'd rather dance with you - the extra benefits are rather spectacular..."

He smirked. "I trust that will keep the gossips at bay for a while?"

"Oh, they'll find another angle to work on.... Though we might need to repeat the exercise a few times to make sure they get the message."

She stepped closer and ran her hands up his chest, pushing his jacket off his shoulders, then dragged a fingernail down his chest to grab a handful of his shirt and jerk it loose. His eyes were fixed on hers, and amused smile playing across his face; her stomach lurched in anticipation as he twisted his fingers through her hair, murmuring "Where were we then...?"
He stopped with his lips just short of hers, grinning wolfishly as her breath caught. Then his kiss seared through her as he pulled her close against him, tongue and lips alternately crushing and teasing hers as she pulled his head down to her - one hand in his hair, the other beneath his shirt, pressed against his chest.

She twisted slightly and nipped his neck, trailed her tongue and lips down along his collarbone and smiled at his groan of desire, felt his hands running down her body, lifting her skirts and delving between her legs. She shuddered and gasped his name as his fingers teased and stimulated; her back arched reflexively under his touch, exposing her neck to his lips.

He ran his tongue down her neck, lips brushing her skin, walking her backwards across the room and down onto her bed; pushed her skirts up again, ran his hands up her legs and kissed her inner thigh, tracing circles with his tongue. He could feel one of her hands gripping onto his shoulder as he moved further up, beard brushing against the skin he'd just kissed, further up - he felt her shudder in anticipation, a whimper escaping from her as her slowly swept his tongue across her, then began to lick and suck as her hips bucked under him, her breath coming in short, broken gasps. He glanced up but could see nothing beyond her skirt, bunched up around her waist. Didn't need to see because he could hear the effect he had on her, could feel it, taste it. His erection was straining painfully against his clothes now and he was in danger of losing control of himself.

She gasped his name, whimpering, begging him not to stop, then her nails suddenly scored across his shoulder, biting through the linen as waves of intense pleasure pulsed through her. He broke off, kissed her thigh again and raised himself onto the bed beside her, holding her close, stroking her hair as the tremors running through her subsided.

Reaching down, he pulled at the buttons and laces that were constricting him and she lifted her head and blinked, barely awake. He looked down at her and swore inwardly as her eyes drifted shut - this was not the end to the night that he'd had in mind. Then, to his relief she reached up to him, pulling his mouth down to hers while she dragged her skirts out of the way again and he rolled on top of her. She smiled at his sigh of pleasure as he entered her and instinctively began to move with him, legs wrapped round to pull him deeper. He dropped his head to kiss her and she pushed his shirt out of the way to run her fingertips along his back until he collapsed against her, spent.
She closed her eyes and slept, nestled against him.

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 23/12/2014 09:31

Ooooh Nonny

RudolphTheRedNosedElk · 23/12/2014 10:27

Still waiting for news, sis is going to ring at 11 this morning.

Where are you looking at the second trailer?, all I get is a link that says it's not available in this country. I have seen it, I remember Athos punching Rochefort just to see how it felt, - 'it felt good' apparently Grin - Oh Tom, you fabulous man....you neeeed to do comedy

I want to watch it again

Nonny reveal yourself so I can kiss you

CarolSinger200 · 23/12/2014 10:31

Morning all!

Hope all wenches are fighting fit this morning

Nice Nonny. Just read that with my fourth cup of tea. Xmas Grin

I must get motivated and go to shops...

Hope all is well with you this morning Elk and that BIL is improving.

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 23/12/2014 10:34

I watched it via the link to Spoiler TV. If I try to watch it on Youtube I get the same message as you.

Hope everything goes well Flowers

CarolSinger200 · 23/12/2014 10:35

Elk... link to Spoiler TV for the US trailer

www.spoilertv.com/2014/12/the-musketeers-season-two-preview.html#.VJSnt1z6CfU.twitter

NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 23/12/2014 10:36

Oh nonny that was spectacular.

It'll definitely keep me going through the mountain of housework I have to do.
Laundry
Beds
Bathroom
Hoovering
Steam mop the entire place.
Organise shit
Make it to the gps and renew my ad prescription
Keep male mice on the straight and narrow

I'll start once I've finished my tea in my new giant mug shaped like Darth vaders head.

And fingers crossed for good news for you and your family elk

IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus · 23/12/2014 10:46

Coming (NLT) to you live from the shitter. Haven't RTFT yet, but want ed to get in on the Christmas schedule thing.
Christmas Eve, new pjs, movie and treats bed. They put their bags (which are instead of stockings) at the bottom of their beds. These get filled (at about 3am when they have finally gone to fucking sleep) with a book, DVD, sweets and cheapo party toys (bubbles, balloons, party poppers etc)
These get opened on our bed, including the teens Xmas Grin
Then we go downstairs for breakfast.
Clear up after breakfast and then presents. We take turns passing them out and spread it over the day. Dinner at about 3 (beef).

Dd is at the stage where she doesn't really believe, but doesn't want to admit that Just In Case. We don't do the Christmas elf thing, but we leave hand 'decorated' gingerbread house/biscuits and alcohol out for Santa, and carrots and water for the reindeer. Oh, and whilst hey do that they chuck out reindeer food onto the garden (oats mixed with glitter) and light tea lights (in the garden) so he can see where to go.

Right, off to RTFT. I may be sometime.

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NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 23/12/2014 10:54

That sounds lovely for them norah, though a bastard in terms of prep for you. I'm sure it's all worth it.

Wenches would I be unreasonable to wrap things I've bought myself? Just so I have nicely wrapped things to open.
Mr Ms bought presents for me but his wrapping, well what he lacks in ability he makes up for in enthusiasm and sellotape.

FancyFancy · 23/12/2014 10:54

Morning,not so much good as mixed here. Had a crap night's sleep as I felt quite sick by the time I went to bed. I'm a wimp about being sick so I was kept awake by my gurgling insides for ages. I'm very tired now.

On the good side, operation Christmas shop went well, the turkey is now in the fridge & DS carried his own body weight in potatoes home Grin. I think I'll do the gentle jobs this morning - finish wrapping presents & laundry & leave the cleaning 'til later.

Hope everyone is feeling ok today, good luck getting through everything & fingers crossed for good news for you elk.

Hope you've now been rodded mavis Wink

thank you nonny, that was a nice treat for when I got back from the shops.

MadamedeChevreuse · 23/12/2014 10:56

Morning!!

Oooh - the Rodding Man. I am just waiting for wenches to start writing handyman porn lit, starting with mrsb's sparky and the above Rodding Man (you couldnt make it up.)

Hope its good news elk.

Had a row with dp this morning about squid. Spectacular.

Re: aramis's shorts - on close observation I think they sewed in panels at the front to protect his modesty. Angry

My mums just arrived. Fa la la wenches... xxx

FancyFancy · 23/12/2014 10:59

not unreasonable at all mouse, I shall be wrapping a few things for myself too

GoTellItToTheMavis · 23/12/2014 11:02

Rodding was successful thanks Fancy - took him ten minutes if that and that's 120 quid I won't see again Shock

I'm enjoying hearing about Christmas traditions, gives me ideas!

Off to hoover now then out to The Hobbit. Layers my lovelies

FancyFancy · 23/12/2014 11:26

For ten minutes! Mind you not sure I'd like to clear drains all day long, so fair play to the man. Glad it's all sorted.

FancyFancy · 23/12/2014 11:48

norah stocking presents are always opened on my bed too!

We have always done the mince pie & wine for Santa/carrot for Rudolph on Xmas Eve night, but as neither DC has believed for a few years I'm not sure if they'll still want to. Stockings are put in bedrooms & opened as soon as they wake, other presents are done after breakfast.

Our Christmas lunch is traditional turkey, my favourite meal is Boxing Day lunch - cold meats, baked potatoes, pickles, crisps, salad, cheese.

NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 23/12/2014 11:54

You'd think for that price he would have rodded for a bit longer.

Am starting to get fucked off with the man shapes of house mouse who are being as useless as possible.

Predictably, I have been left with the bulk of the cleaning whilst Mr M supervises the boys (translation he watches batman whilst they escape and get under my feet). I think my motivational tactics need work - 'unless you help me I WILL START SHOUTING. A LOT. And NOBODY WANTS THAT. DO THEY?!?!?'

ApriClausIsComingToTown · 23/12/2014 11:55

Lovely to read all your Christmas traditions. It brings back wonderful memories of when our DCs were little. We open presents when people arrive for lunch but it's usually a bit of a panic as I'm busy in the kitchen.

Glad you've been rodded Mavis Xmas Wink

I've updated the list of Tom Links in the Store Room which also includes all the screencaps I've made to date of Tom's various and many films. Xmas Smile

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 23/12/2014 11:59

Only 10 min Mavis how disappointing Xmas Wink

Get ready for some major property porn:

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NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 23/12/2014 12:08

Wow ww, now that is my kind of house. I love the little bridge.