Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!

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Woohoo!

Only those in need of hot beardy fuckers dressed in leather need enter.

Ayethengyoo.

We have elves who ring the doorbell & run away on Christmas Eve, leaving behind 3 X PJs & a Chocolate Orange on the doorstep. They will still be ringing this year despite 2 X 6ft + teens who will go with 10 y-o to answer the door

I've just watched Ripper Street Episode 3. Well that was festive. Not. But I did eat a mince pie.

Evening everyone,

is that s3 Ripper Street sparks? I'm holding on for when it's on BBC, but think there are extra scenes in the Amazon version.

Fingers crossed for good news tomorrow elk

Now for my date with the ironing pile and Captain Zaf in Homeland. Not very festive either, except that I'd like him in my stocking on Christmas morning.

Yes S3 Fancy. It's very good.

In my stocking s on Christmas morning will be a certain Monsieur Aramis, given that Christmas Eve falls on a Wednesday. When Santi gets stuck up my chimney indeed.

When I was doing my 2 episode re-watch earlier it occurred to me that not only do I enjoy Athos it anyway, I enjoy the bits I know ma wenches will enjoy too. I.e Santi in the stream = ahhhh, Team Aramis love this bit. Lovely wenches

Merry Christmas indeed, looks like I'll have to settle for Captain Zaf on Christmas Day, assuming he's still alive by then, I have a nasty feeling he's too nice to live. Or he's completely two faced, who knows?

Have just printed out the confirmation for my M&S order for tomorrow. 5 pages. 5 bloody pages for two items and an order number, no wonder the environment is fucked.

mavis! I'm trying to start the ironing & you distract me with talk of Aramis in the stream, with his open shirt and wet trousers (or whatever they're called). Not helping

And his airbrushed-out swimming shorts

God, imagine if he hadn't worn them - that would've been somebody's job

Trying not to imagine anything, I'll only end up burning my hand or something

AAAIIIIEEEE!

Evening wenchi!

OMC . Just in. Went straight to ice skating with the cubs from work (work guilt volunteering as I've done nothing at school etc with ds4). Just back and have reviewed stuff still to do. Shiiiiiit. It's going to be a late one.

Elk so sorry to hear about your BIL. Let's hope for good news tomorrow.

Mavis Oooh I would have been FUCKING FURIOUS about the sewerage man. Especially ringing up when actually dark. Jeeeeez.

LetUs so pleased you enjoyed a The Hobbit. I thought Ryan was fab in it. Lots of excellent Thranduil bits.

Lyndie I have indeed done a traditional Christmas cake as per Grandmother's recipe. And I too do the Delia mincemeat, also with extras like Elk . .

Concentrate at the task in hand wenches (ahem)

Right, will be off to bed soon. I have the drain man in the morning (allegedly)

Fancy, enjoy your Zaf perving. Was gutted when they wrote him out of Spooks! I'm mostly perving on Rupert really, but I can appreciate FAFness wherever it is.

Madame, I do that Daisy 'whatabitch' ALL THE TIME. Love it.

PMSL about Apricot and the DH shop situ. Mr C and I cannot shop together. Or be in the kitchen together. Waitrose are bringing everything tomorrow. It's best all round.

Sparks thank you for all the red button channel info stuff. Haven't got a clue. May have to ask a boy to try and work that out for me.

Just ... sigh

Was just looking at Santi's hair there thinking 'hmmmm that's probably optimum Santi hair', will it be too long in S2' and I just had a massive internal squeeeeeeeee!

IT'S NEARLY FUCKING SEASON TWO.

THE TAVERN IS GOING TO BE ON FUCKING FIRE!!

Also not helping letus!

Spooks, where to start comtess? Zaf, Rupert PJ & Richard Armitage

Shall we have this again? As we haven't for ooh about 2 weeks.

Fancy I'd put the iron down.

That frigging writing is right in the way.

DS1 has already said he's kind of dreading watching it with me this time round "as we won't even be allowed to breathe for that hour each week."

He knows the score.

I am in a permanent internal squeeee right now.

I've just come across some Charlotte S pics while looking for Aramis ones. i'm not actually sure how well I'm going to cope with watching him snog her on a weekly basis.

Have to say Comtess, I'm a little bit in love with Thranduil - the whole elf haughtiness thing, the clothes, the attitude, the hair. I mean, I'm not saying he's in the same league as Musketeers

And just before bed

Night wenches

Flirty Santi gif - very nice. Have paused briefly to properly admire it.

Night letus

Before I go to bed, thank phwoar it's Monday!!!!!!

Thanks for everyone's good wishes, you lovely, lovely women xxx

Matthew McFadyen was the Spook

Sorry elk, he does nothing for me, well I'm not sorry, you can have him & I'll have the other three

Phew comtess you weren't wrong, but they definitely saved the best bit 'til last

Morning wenches.

Hope everywench and their DC are well today.

This will help my day along nicely